I've got $15k in the bank. What should I do with it

Invest it.

Preferably in a mutual fund.

Invest in shitcoins on an 80 percent margin. Guaranteed insane profits if your margin doesnt get rekd

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>>1512503
Save your money. Do not invest it. Morons on /biz/ that know absolutely nothing and trade crypto coins with their parents money will act like they have any idea what they're talking about and say to invest because they made a google search one time. Do not do it. You will not beat the professionals. Save your money. There is no free lunch. Just save your money and enjoy your life. Focus on yourself.

Trust me. Anyone that actually tells you to invest or trade is either selling you something, or is an idiot that just echos the same thing the idiot before them said. Learn about personal finance. That's all you need to do. Otherwise, do well in your job, and be the best you can be.

buy ethereum

>>1512503
dbk stocks, take a gamble they are in the negative but who says they wont recover at all. But remember its a gamble, or you could invest in something weird like trump stocks or the chinese markets

>>1512539
>Investing in mutual funds for long term growth is a bad idea because people on 4chan do it

Okay.

build a a server

>>1512539

yeah don't invest, just work 40+ hours a week with no vacation until you die

>>1512505

>>1512526
>Guaranteed insane profits if your margin doesnt get rekd

Oh, just like investing in literally everything else