I need 300 bucks fast. I got a shitty speeding ticket for going

>>1509862
>willing to do anything except the stuff that will get me what I want

>>1509871
i know :(
i guess i really cant have it all

>>1509885
Buy kneepads and put your lips to work, anon.

>>1509862

If it's DPS, you're screwed. If it's a local cop in a town you don't live in, just shred that ticket and have a good laugh. You won't get arrested when the warrant appears (unless DPS or you're back in that town and get pulled over), the only problem is you won't be able to get your driver's license renewed.

Trust me, I used to rack up tickets on I-10 quite a bit. Matter of fact, I received a ticket from a Houston cop about four years ago, didn't take care of it until 2 years later when my license was due to be renewed.

That will give you enough time to save up enough money to pay it off. Sure you'll pay more with the warrant fees, but who cares? Hopefully you'll be in a better financial position.

>>1509862
you'll also need money for your higher insurance rates

i'll pay you $5 to wrap your buns in saran wrap really tightly and do some farts. god bless.

>>1509899
Jesus, this is some retarded advice

>>1510012
Kek

>>1510015

Nope, it's not. In TX only DPS warrants are state wide.

Speeding tickets are a tax on retards

>>1510034
Owning a car is a tax on retards

>>1510036
Depends on where you live.
In Boston or New York you can get anywhere by public transport, but I don't think it's the same in Texas.