BLACK MONDAY

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>>1506975
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What's the best way to get ready? Options in VIX? Buy DOG? TVIX? Convert my USS into Korean won?
As of now I have like 1/3rd my portfolio in gold stocks

>>1506968
No

>>1507020
Practice global thermal nuclear war survival strategies.

>>1506968
The fed is losing its grip on this bubble they've created. Shit is going to hit the fan at their meeting on wednesday.

>>1506980
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>>1506968
Thanks for misspelling Munday, you dolt.
I already made another thread.

>>1508882
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Do we need a Sunday thread?
What it that day is the worst day for the markets?

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>tfw you sold everything to start clean monday

>>1508990
Fuck, my sell order didn't go through!

>>1506968
oiejrsgoiregoiregjo

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>>1506968
I am getting there. I have a larger cash postition. Just put a stop on a couple of etfs.

Reddy fready

Bought SPXS at 12.20. Waiting for moon

>>1508890
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Not sure whether to sell and lose $200 or risk it.

>>1508990
put all your shmeckels in VIXX etfs.

>>1510041
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>1510417
back2leddit

SHIT SHIT SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>>1508990
>timing the whole market
you are never, ever going to make it

i've only been earning money for 2 months and only have about 200 in stocks and shit with a roboinvestor, so im going to invest my normal rate and ride it out. so far i have only ever lost money but i guess its not a great time for stocks this last few months so hopefully a crash will mean ill be able to start gaining money soon.

so is this jew correct
>>>/pol/89431701

just found this on pol

Fuck, the dollar is loosing ground, is it happening

quick goys, but bitcoin before your Gubmint bux become worthless!

>>1510922
>>1510922
we lost 10 cents to the euro we used to be a dollar....................

>>1510983
IT BEGINS

>>1510988
germanys markets open in a little over 40 minutes, watch dbk its germanys biggest bank. also watch italy and intensa and uni credit

https://discord.gg/ZbjKFFD

germany stocks are open its not moving from .-71

no happening

what a shame

>>1511062
its not over yet, we may stillhave a chance germany is still in negatives

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>>1511067
Speaking of which, why did UniCredit jump so much a few days ago?

>>1511070
i dont even know, i just know germany and italy crashed, i wish we had biz to explain this.

>>1506968
Buy MBX.

New Semen sorting tech about to be bought for 3 billion in cash flows for the next 5 years for the company.

BUY BULL SEMEN

And praise kek.