Business idea >kobe beef is expensive >this would be called

>>1492743
Do you really think people would buy this beef if they found out that this was how it was being produced?

>>1492743
yeah I think its a good idea.

Would probably buy your schizo-uzi beef I could see it being really popular

>>1492782
They would buy it BECAUSE they know this is how it was produced. Just like people buy veal because they know the calves have been cramped up in a little cage all their lives and they buy fois gras because the ducks have been force fed. It's called "gourmet"

>>1492802
Thank you.

>>1492809
No it's a stupid as fuck idea

>>1492821
You're only saying that because you're retarded

Enjoy your PETA raid

Who is the market? Reverse vegans?

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>>1492904
>peta
>asia

Alright heres the deal kiddo.

I said it was a good idea bc I wanted to mislead you into pursuing this and wasting your time and not make any money. The reason I said that is because you're literally inches away from stumbling upon one of the greatest gold mines in all time. Your business plan needs to be slightly tweaked and u can b billionaire

My team has been working on this for a few years now and we're literally about to launch our first product. If you want you can come work for us and b compensated in options after a vesting period.

Usually I wouldn't give this opp to just any anon but u seem super passionate so I say ok desu

>>1492920
Go fuck yourself. I'm miles ahead of you.

>>1492923
I'm literally fucking launching by the end of September, corporate VC backed, massive global team operating in stealth, seed rounds were from Angels who were food entrepreneurs themselves and I already have lobbyists getting gov on my side

I have no idea how u can be miles ahead of me unless you're already selling product or intend to dominate the market in a span of days.

Listen, I'm not saying theres just room for one in the schizo-uzi market, but lets just say it'll be fun to watch this play out ;)

consider yourself informed

>>1492933
and before anyone asks about how and why I have angels and corporate VCs backing my schizo-uzi company this is why

basically investors loved it so much that they were willing to do a Series A BEFORE I had any revenue.

So I did
pre-seed - bootstrap
seed - food entrepreneur angels
Series A - corporate VCs

the great appeal to investors is what allowed to build such a fucking massive team quickly so when we hit market we'll market n shit & it'll b massive

>>1492743
PETA, ASPCA, animal abuse.

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Fucking sage

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>>1492933
>>1492923
>>1492943
Fuck this thread is gold
Shitting my pants that people are genuinely angry about this
8/10