I have no skills, no money, no qualifications. I dont want to

>>1483352
Kneepads.

>>1483352
try r9k

Be a black transexual, go in the woman's bathroom of a convenient store. Forget to pay for your tampons while acting suspiciously. Pretend to fall on your way out.

If your lucky, the police will arrive with guns drawn and arrest you for shoplifting.

Make up a story about how you, a transexual black person of color, were, abused by the police for using the women's restroom. And how the store owner discriminated against you. And anything else your lawyer can come up with.

Seriously? You expect to make money without actually putting in any work?

I hate the sux dix meme here but that's honestly the best way you're going to make any money.

Or, be autistic, get autism bux. Congrats. Yer a leech but you don't have to work.

>>1483352

get a roll of packaging tape. tape your butt cheeks together really tight. use a lot of tape. record yourself farting.

i will pay $3 + the cost of the packaging tape for it.

Get a library card
Knowledge is cool!

>>1483680
>Seriously? You expect to make money without actually putting in any work?
This.
This SO FUCKING HARD.

>>1483701
Good advice, but you might want to point the way for them with a giant fucking neon sign because I doubt they'll take the initiative themselves. Tell them what book to read, even if it's Pleb.

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>>1483722
The intelligent investor

>>1483352
Poker.

>>1483680
Not op, but how does one even get started with prostituting?

I'm unironically a brown transsexual, don't know if that helps me or hurts me

>>1483798
Harness your quantum forces and post a pic of yourself on craigslist under the guise of a massage service. Describe your ethnic heritage and services promiscuously to attract a consistent client-base of boring white mails. :)

>>1483352
Prostitution.

>>1483352
>no skills, no money, no qualifications
>"I dont want to work"
Change that to "I want to work."
Problem solved.

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>>1483834
Elegant in it's simplicity.

>Of course OPs not gonna do it.

>>1483680
What are autism bux

I see the same fucking thread with the same fucking responses every single time I visit this board.

>>1483680
This

OP ask the question the wrong way. I don't want to be a student, or intern.

What are some easy to acquire, low requirement jobs that line me up with money in the future?

Maybe some jobs that are for the niche group. Or even some places that I can apply for with no experience that line me up to be a manager.

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i have been brainwashed by /biz/ that working is for cucks and wageslaves. is this true or is it just a meme? do i really have to become a wageslave? I cant play poker because i have no gambling money.. i cant do prostitution because i dont want to invest in $STDS