---SALES -MEN- ONLY---- what's you're pitch? what's

Not into sales but it is my newfound passion to become a salesman.
I am going to start by sales over phone for a company that sells just random stuff other companies give them for selling.

Then I am hopping of finding a whatever job in russia for 1-2 years just so I learn the language, and hopefully after that I can make a career there. The money the circulates in Moscow is crazy. People are newly rich and they spend on anything.

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>>1470917
My pitch.

>wanna buy some sinkers?

*hands anon a metal dick.


LOL. Used to sell windows though.

Made like $2,500 in one sell. Then quit because my bosses were some shady fucking crooks and i dont like lying to people.

Was interesting wesring a tie everyday tho.

I grew up in the oilfield. Nobody wears a fucking tie. Hell, it would probably get u caught up in the power tongs and killed....

I work at my school's fundraising call center. It is not sales but my dad keeps telling me I'm learning sales skills at it and learn good lessons.

I had a few rough nights last week not getting donations, supposed to do 4 asks I was doing 5 or 6 and trying to push commitments out the door.

>>1470917
Salesman here.

>whats the funnest thing you sold?
I sold lighter fluid door to door. I bought a bunch of them for super cheap at this hardware thirft store place. It's just fun to sell. It takes a lot of nerve though.

>what do you WISH you could sell?
How is this even a question? Mortgages. But need to wait for rates to increase and then decrease.

Not sales but rate quotes for a job.
>customer says joe blow down the roads said he would do it for x price
>even if I normally would do that for less I always scoff and say yeah you get what u pay for but the best I can do is X plus Y
>customer takes the up sale believing they are getting better quality at a competitive price
> 80% of the time it works 100% of the time

>sales """""""men""""""