Warm greetings from Mumbai internet friends. How to become successful

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>>1462756
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>>1462786
Neat, will we see a comeback?

>>1462806
Yeah, a comeback of the great depression. Sure. Whatever.

>>1462815
What's your point? We aren't sitting in a dust bowl living on nothing, but gruel.

>>1462815
I meant the nasdaq rising back up.

>>1462823
see
>>1462786

>>1462756
Respond to craiglist ads soliciting money from people

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Friends this is great talk but does not help my situation. How can I be like distinguished gentleman in picture? What are the secrets to follow?
Sincerely Yours Truly,
Mumbai Citizen

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>>1463067
Practice austere policies of not going into debt unless it is to grow a company or business on credit, do not be afraid to take some risk on decisions if you know it could profit you money, hope the fed doesn't try to rape your bank account, and always look for ways to grow out and don't have kids or a wife until you can actually focus on them.

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>>1462830


Create your own call center

Don't hire low castes, take only college undergrads and say it's an internship for English learning skills.

Soon the government will be paying YOU to keep your company running.

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>>1463138
Wise advise my good friend. Where to acquire such equipment as shown in your picture. Even working for Microsoft would be the dream for me!

>>1463067
>How can I be like distinguished gentleman in picture?
You need a solid gold shirt (not pictured) to attract wealth.
Careful not to get beat to death while wearing.