If you hypothetically had a lot of money. How would you protect

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have you considered burying it in a small town in the middle of nowhere, like Monmouth OR?

maybe 200 clay st?

I'd buy Bitcoin. I think it's going to go up long-term anyway.
If keeping value was important, I'd bury gold coins innawoods.

buy gold and hide it like a pirate.. hiding fiat is dumb because it loses value

also buy bitcoin

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>>1461403

>>1461420
Oh yeah, put a fortune into bitcoin! This is why you're poor.

>>1461431
It's impossible to seize bitcoins and there's a good chance they will go up long-term as they're slowly being adopted by vendors like Steam.
Like I said, if you absolutely must ensure your fortune will maintain its buying power then gold is better. Bury it in the woods.
But with bitcoin there is no risk of someone else finding it, and a much lower risk of you losing it.

>>1461403
I'd hire a team of real fucking good lawyers and CPA's to figure out the answer because I have a lot of money to do so

>>1461418
Monmouth isn't exactly "the middle of no where". The third largest public university of Oregon is in Monmouth. My girlfriend goes there. Try Blackberry, Minnesota. I used to bag potatoes there. It sucked, but it gave me a strong back and $

>>1461403
Buy gold/silver, jewelry, or any other long lasting physical asset that you can lock in a safe and bury in a safe location. Get a Swiss bank account, slowly transfer money to that account. In case of emergency (loss of American assets) find Swiss ATM, withdraw money, and exchange for usd.

>>1461403
Don't get fucking sued, and don't do shit that'd get me sued.
Generally, by not living in the united lawsuits of america.

>>1461455
the joke
you

>>1461459
Swiss accounts are audited now.

>>1461403
Set up a dummy corporation that keeps all that cash in their bank account. Make yourself CEO so you can take a salary out of that and give the stocks to a rathole you can SERIOUSLY TRUST. Like your hot wifes sexy british aunt or your mom but NOT YOUR FRIEND DONNY, cause hes dumb

>>1461459
kek
life is not a movie fagget