Can we get a retarded customers thread going plz? I got a current

No one has insane customer stories?

whats wrong with retarded clients? isnt it easier to sell stuff to them?

>>1457484
You and I are the only people here actually selling something. Welcome to money's/r9k/!

>>1457633

No. Fear drives most of their decisions, hence they never actually buy.

>>1457914
>talk about finance and stock markets all day
>actually we're all wagecucks
sounds right

Who is this curve slurf

A literally retarded couple decided only I can groom their dogs and my coworker is awful. But my coworker has been grooming ten more years than I have and they never even talked to her before deciding I was God's gift to pet styling. A lot of these low IQ people get fixated on irrational stuff like that; some customers have to get a garbage haircut or get mad if their dog is matted and I need to shave it.

I started a shill website where I posted all my IT stories and they're all coworker ones, really retarded rednecks and hippies who dont know what an ip address is but somehow got the job, but /biz/ hates visiting their own links. Basically did that because I already pay for hosting and the domain was cheap

Look up longpostguy on /o/ archive, has a lot of lulzy car selling stories, mostly boomers with their 30 year old piece of shit that's literally been rusting in their backyard and they think their shitty nostalgia makes it worth 30-40k