why is , "suck a bunch of strange men's dicks till

>>1455848
because it works.

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>>1455854
are you speaking from experience, or fantasy?

>>1455848
you remember when "That's what she said" was big? It was funny for a month, then losers who wanted people to like them kept saying it for another 5+ years thinking they were hilarious and the rest of us just kind of felt uncomfortable because it wasn't funny anymore, it was painfully unfunny.


this is a lot like that.

>>1455848
because most people dont understand the art of money making

"how can i turn $50 into $50,000 by next week?"

Kneepads always works, it cant be faulted.

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>>1455857


>Kneepads always works, it cant be faulted.
are you speaking for experience, or memecoiner logic ?

>>1455860
Speaking on behalf of the various happy /biz/ anons, that i have given sage financial advice.

Most anons only have the start-up capitalisation of $20 at best

Investing in a pair of kneepads will bring %100,000 ROI in a few days, guaranteed

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>>1455865
do you have any shred of proof or citation to the success of ur "strategy"?

>>1455877
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/an-interview-with-britains-most-expensive-male-escort-873

There is big demand for it.. easy money

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>>1455855
>>1455860
>>1455877

>OP critising /biz/ for promoting kneepads
>OP secretly wants information on how get on the bandwagon
>imnotgay.jpeg

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>>1455884
>big demand
>one guy.

sounds more like a lottery to me.

>>1455887
whats wrong with being gay?

>>1455893
so youre saying this guy corners 100% of the kneepads market? Who are you trying to fool?

This industry can easily absorb many more

>>1455857
I made 60 bucks today at least

>>1455899
See, OP.. Here's one happy camper, heavily invested Kneepads. $60 for a few minutes of work, is easy money

>>1455860
does it matter? Are you telling us and yourself you literally cant suck someone off for 5$ and then rinse and repeat that till you find another paying guest?

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>>1455902
but who's paying , im not some hot boi girl , im a grown man with a beard?

I usually charge $5 for a handjob and $10 for a suck. Takes but 5mins for each client. I make about $400 in an evening

>>1455907
where do you find your customers?
do you do it in your home or theirs?

>>1455903
if youre a grown ass bearded man, you should be aware that there are more avenues towards wealth creation that doesnt necesarilly involve kneepads. Im still at doubt wether youre as old as you say you are. Nontheless

Most people who do well in the kneepads industry are usually 18-24 year old /biz/ entrepreneur bois and gals

>>1455910
I have a long list of clients that i aquired from craigslist, pof and okcupid. I go to their house or they come to mine. Whichevers convenient. I charge extra for home service

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>>1455903
I dont think its a problem

>>1455914
this.. its not too late OP. plenty of opportunity awaits, differing client types

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>>1455914
those guys look like they have gross red tiny cocks.

>>1455922

you need to lose that attitude if you want to make it big in this lucrative industry

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>>1455924
rather be in this situation desu senpai

>>1455934
these lovely creatures are a liability, not an asset.. They will keep losing value with time and age. And come with high maintenance fees.

I do not blame you for choosing a loss making strategy. Each to their own.. Im only here to give financial advice to /biz/ denizens.

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>>1455941
didn't you read the caption overlaying the image and see the buff hot black guy in the background?

>>1455947
i wasnt sure if you wanted to be the pimp or the girls

nontheless, being a pimp is a good way to make money too. Although it comes with some risks, like certain rival pimps trying to remove you from the playing field.. but im sure you'll get a handle on it anon.. You have good loftier goals than the average kneepads entrepreneur.

>>1455960
you have poor reading comprehension.
i'm not going to be taking advice from you.

>>1455964
suit yourself anon.. people are free to make their own choices. Good luck with your pimpage firm

>>1455967
you cant pimp bitches who refuse to lose their virginity .

>>1455969
well you came into this thread asking about kneepads related questions, and you somehow derailed your own thread by going into the whore arbitrage sector. However, the easy solution would be to find staff who are willing to lose their virginity and pay you a hefty commission.

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>>1455975
i'd rather just make and respond troll threads online all my waking hours for the rest of my lyfe.

>>1455980
Im always happy to ablige

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>>1455982
*Oblige.

>>1455980
>>1455985
*Life

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>>1455989
you gonna get on your knees and touch base with me bb girl, or we gonna flirt on line all night ;)?

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>>1456030
Im sorry, but as much as I believe in the power of Kneepads, I dont invest in it, but its a good investment vehicle for the savvy entrepreneur with limited capital, who wants to expedite wealth acquisition.

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>>1456039
why you got all them big words in ur mouth when u could hav this big dik...

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>>1456050
unfortunately, i have no interest in long hard objects, unless its a bar of gold

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>>1456053
just name ur price bb girl

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>>1456057

Im a strong independent woman, anon. Unfortunately, i cannot be bought by the patriarchy. You should reconsider your use of language as it has become quite problematic as of late

>>1456065
ill say w/e u want after u back that ass up onto this bbc and grind that ass crack up and down on me till i get hard and twerk dat phat ass for a real nigga.

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>>1456074
It sounds promising, but I'll have to to talk with my accountant first.

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>>1456076
see if you can tell him with my 10 inches down in ur esofagis.

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>>1456081

Here's my accountant. Can you tell him what returns this business transaction will entail? And ROI timeframes?

He loves hard profits

>>1455922
Ah I see anon you prefer big sweaty meaty cocks in your mouth. But you cant have that attitude of limiting your clientele so much.

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>>1456084
why don't we just show him bb girl ;)

>>1456085
for you

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>>1456088

business presentations tend to confuse me.. My accountant is more than eager to learn the ropes

>>1456097

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>>1456097

the accounts work cums after the presentation.

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>>1456102
>3 minutes later

Well that was quite a quick presentation, Tyronon. You seem to have difficulty maintaining upward profit growth, but we will consult our board of Directors.

Will call you sometime~

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>>1456106
now hol up now , my boi's want sum 2 bby girl , u know a nigga gotta get this money.

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>>1456109
Im sure your boys have equally interesting presentations, but we will have to schedule an appointment for another time. Im late for the daily board-room meeting with our CEO Jamal, and the majority stock holders "Bubba N Krew". Thank you for your time, Gentlemen.

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>>1456113
damn, you a busy ass hoe.

>>1455893
>whats wrong with being gay?

it is a mental illness. they are perverts.

>>1455848
Demand

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>>1456209

>>1455848

It's easy enough that anyone can do it, and it pays far more than most entry level jobs.

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who ass ready for roun 2 doe?

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