fuck it. i'm tired of working so hard and still being poor.

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>>1452655
hi anon. im glad your going down this path.
play your cards right and you may make it big time.

>do i need a pimp? accountant?

its recommended that you try to go out on your own and find your own jobs, working as an employee of an already established business could lead you into physical danger. pimps can sometimes be rough with there employees if they cant pull there weight. you need to get a feel for the market.

an accountant is not nesserary since your jobs are fairly easy to record and there arnt many tax benefits or incentives

>how to i pay taxes?

the usual way you would for a cash job

>how do i find customers w/o going to jail?

many people find work in different ways. i would suggest offering your services online or wearing work appropriate clothing and attracting clientele in public arrears. cops are typically not apart of your market.

>do i need a lawyer?

in most cases you dont unless you tried marketing your services to a cop.

>do i take lessons?

youll get all the experience youll need on the job. infact most clientele will know more about the job than you do at the start of your career and are usually happen to teach you.

>what is the proper technique?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1470853144880.webm

>what should i wear?

see picture attached.


now get out there and make this board proud.

dont forget you kneepads

>>1452674
have you ever done anything like this before?

how much should i ask or expect to be paid??

where online to find employment without getting in trouble?

>>1452674
This

>>1452655
dont pay taxes.. you will get a bigger net ROI

Good luck anon

>>1452674
also. do i need to use condoms?/
how to make sure i stay safe and disease free?

also im concerned about stalkers.

>>1452674
>that webm

That's probably the best camwhoring I've ever seen.

guys, believe it or not, these are actually my serious questions.

also how to deal with guilt, pride hit of sucking a strangers penis?

>>1452730
>guys, believe it or not, these are actually my serious questions.

I know this is 4chan but it blows me away that someone is genuinely this stupid

Depending on where you live whoring is either completely worthless/net loss to really good money, and you can hook online taking away even more of the risk. Stripping is a good place to start since it forces you to be confident and deal with people face to face, but is also right up there in terms of cash. My neighbor, for example, graduated with a highly valuable 4 year degree then became a stripper because it paid better than the jobs she was offered. She made £3-5k per weekend and this was a good few years ago. That's more than most surgeons, neuroscientists, IT specialists etc.

Anyway, I wouldn't recommend it purely because you're so dumb and obviously 100% naive to the whole thing. Go suck some dicks and whore online to get a feel for it and stop asking virgins on an imageboard on the internet.

>>1452760

i'm a boy btw.

>>1452655
As a whoremonger my advice would be:

>do i need a pimp ? accountant?
No to both

>how to i pay taxes?
Only in Vegas

>how do i find customers w/o going to jail?
Ads on review sites like TER and ask for reference

>do i need a lawyer.
Not yet but you should research lawyers that work in the field and don't go cheap

>do i take lessons?
On the Job

>what is the proper technique?
...

>what should i wear?!
Street wear or business casual if outcall
something sexy if incall

Price point should be $200-$300 until you're established or on how hot you are.

>>1452767
>Price point should be $200-$300

for a blowjob? for sex? isnt this too much? holy fuck where do people pay this im fucking in if this is the pay

>>1452850
what do people ususally pay.. remember i am new to this .

>>1452861
poor trailer park trash and people in the hood would charge 20 bucks for a blowjob. maybe you have better goods, but that price point is somewhere to start.

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>>1452674
Jesus christ that webm lmao

well. this seems like a very complex industry.

maybe i will just try something else.