I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here

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I got this

Destroyer of the Allen M. Sumner class
USS O'Brien (ii) (DD 725)


How much are you willing to give me?

>>1450642
hi Rick, what will you give me for my wife? She's a real sour old bag but sure knows how to whip up a plate of eggs.

>>1450642

I got a couple really ultra rare pepe's. looking to get about, lets say, all your money for them.

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I have a gif of a dog getting beat with a shovel. Guaranteed replies in any thread. Here's a little taste.
What can you do for me?

Hey Rick, just got back from a dig in Jerusalem and lo and behold I found the actual sandals of the almighty Christ himself!

Sadly I've got some credit card debt and my kids are getting ready for college. What can you do for me?

>>1451683
Let me call my buddy who's an expert in historical footwear and see what he say's.

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>>1450657
Best I can do is 6 bucks. Take it or leave it.

>>1450658
How old are we talking here?

>>1450672
Let's talk business brother.

>>1450676
I can give 3 memes. It may sit on my shelves for a while tho.

>>1451683
Jesus christ huh? We had a guy come in yesterday with the stone tablets Moses had which contained the 10 commandments and I was only able to offer 20 bucks. That said, the best I can do is 5 dollars store credit.

>>1451690
Five bucks store credit? But they're the real deal! If you hold them you start weeping uncontrollably and get stigmata on your palms!