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>>1450476
How about you don't. Why don't you go do something you're good at or something you're actually interested in.

Sounds weird. I know.
But trump likes to act rich and do whatever he wants. So he does. Marky z likes to be himself and always push for more so he does. Steve J literally died being himself with his stupid dad jeans on.

Go be you.
Can't? Well. You can clearly go work in a factory producing pieces for cars or whatever.
There's literally zero reason for you to do something you have no knowledge about.
"B.b.b.but that's why I'm asking rather than spending hundreds of hours researching." It's crazy.. that like school and life.. you spend a shit ton of hours working towards an end point where 99% of the stuff you learn is pointless but you gotta get through it with research and trial and error.

You're asking us to give you your school years 1-college in a condensed form with all the wasted time with zero benefit to us.

But you know what.

I'll be your pal.
I'll tickle your pickle.
I'll do the Devils work.
I'll lay with the town whore.
I'll give you the tip when I know you're going to cause more problems when I give you any direction .
"But anon. What's the next step. But anon. What do I do after I go there. Anon. What do I see first. Anon there's 500 videos. Which should I watch? Anon anon anon. Please suck me off with the knee pads you wield so tightly"
Go to YouTube and research allllll the videos by a guy named Alex beck's channel. If you can do exactly. And I mean. Exactly as he tells you. Hell. You might make it. If it's too confusing.. then stop trying to do things you won't ever understand. Does being an astronaut sound dope? Hell yeah. Am I too stupid to go to school and keep myself going. Hell yeah. Do I ask nasa whats the first step on how to achieve that or do I sound autistic saying "hey I want to do space stuff in space what do I do?" So asking "hey. I don't know anything about the Internet and stuff.. so.. Im definitely qualified"