>apply for job >go to interview, guy says to come on monday

>>1429906
Say you found another job opportunity or don't reply at all. Why is this so difficult?

>>1429912
he has my number so he will probably call and insist I join his shit firm nobody wants to work for. I'm too anxious for this stuff
he could also harass me

>>1429906
>not researching the company before you even apply

>>1429917
You're a fucking pussy lmao.

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You fucked up. Apologize profusely for rudely wasting their time. Go to the office again to beg for mercy or they will ruin your life

>>1429917
>insist

Oh no, whatever shall you do!?

>>1429927
yes

>>1429933
I can't go back

>>1429941
eaxctly

>>1429950
Maybe tell him to fuck off?

What is he gonna do? Call you every 10 minutes and REEEE because you aren't taking the job?

>>1429953
he could. i can't block numbers on my phone

So you're apparently smart enough to research them but you're way to fucking stupid to just tell them you found another job?

>>1429906
apologize in an asian maner. DO NOT forget to bend more than the other guy. Then offer rimjob..

>>1429906
>this happens to me
>tell employer I found another job on the spot
>he asks where
Fucking nosy cunt. I just said I got a job with McDonalds head office in their sales department

>>1429959
use this to your advantage and negotiate a one time bonus payment of $10,000. Receive the bonus then quit

>>1430021
I wish this happened to me, then I could say shit like
>got a job at a better company that's paying me double but if you are willing to match then I may be interested in the position again.

Negotiate a shit ton of money and then GTFO

>>1430021
kek that's not a bad idea at all

>find out that potential employer is in fact total shit
>cancel the interview and tell him you got a better offer
>employer asks where
>mc'donalds

Subtly telling him he's worse than fucking mcdonalds.

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>>1430097

>>1430097
I work at McDonalds and I make around 300k yearly. It's not that bad.

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>>1430111
Sounds legit

>>1429906

Tell him that you are not interested and thank him for the opportunity.

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>apply for a position that pays $26/hour
>get a message back that they want to interview me
>via Google Hangouts
>Costanza.jpg
>Eh, I'll humor myself
>interview is typical bullshit Q&A but by IM, not my phone/voice
>after interview is over yadda yadda yadda they tell me they want to move forward with me and will send me a check to buy office supplies with
>after about a few days finally received pic related

top kek. like who would fall for this?

>>1429917
just go work there, the people complaining were probably milenicucks

>>1430120
I already did that. he asked why after

>>1430169
I never worked there

>>1430133
So what would happen if you cashed that check?

>>1430207
They expect you to deposit the funds and then they'll do a chargeback on the check and leave you hanging.

If you cashed it, they would still do a chargeback and it'd be a wash.

>>1430223
But as long as you never used the funds then you'd be fine right? They would just deplete your account equal to the check amount?

>>1430252
That is correct. But they will probably start spamming you to wire over the funds so they can continue employing you or something.

>>1429906
How did you find out it is a bad firm ?