Hey /biz/ I'm looking to start a online business for 1000

>>1428899
buy stock options.

>>1428899
Wait, that nigger's pretending to eat fried chicken, and pretending to do so with a fucking fork and knife? Jesus Christ, what a tool.

>>1428974

old people really eat that way tho

Buy and resell Chinese made products.

Brand them.

Follow what big celebrity's are sponsoring and COPY.

Telling u this is a thousand dollar method.

>>1428899

Break into a market like selling stickers or keys

>>1428974
Ya nigger a fork and knife something civilized white people use, MAGA

>>1428899

Selling pictures of Trump eating fast food.

>>1428899
i have a profitable online business, but i'm not going to tell you what i do because you'll ruin my niche

>>1428899
>buy axe
>go into woods
>chop wood
>sell at a fraction of what convenience stores sell it at
>PROFIT!

then

>get good at chopping wood
>offer tree removal services at a fraction of what standard tree removal services cost whilst also selling the wood to those that want it in either chunks/mulch
>PROFIT!


tada, a $50 ace, ALOT of effort and YOU TOO can have a business!

>>1428985
common sense really

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>>1429224
But that actually involves doing physical work. Something that none here are willing to do

>>1429326
tought /fit/ and /biz/ were the holy binity!?