Hi, I'm new to the whole finance thing, whats the fastest

get a job

I have a job just a low paying one but its the best I can do

>>1428096
Grow 6 plants of weed that yield 500 grams. Sell for $3,000/lb if your network is small to nonexistant, sell for $220/oz if you know guys.

3-4 months you'll have ~$20k

Buy BTC and trade for ETC

Quick profits

>>1428100
get a better job

>>1428105
thats not too bad but i would prefer something legal

>>1428096

>Go 2 da hood
>setup table
>grab pitcher
>make grape kool-aid
>write on cardboard
>"coon juice, accept food stamps "
>???
>profit

>>1428096

>Also I'm lazy

If everyone could quickly make $20,000 not doing anything, we'd all be richfags.

This is literally the fastest way you can make $20k without being a 9-5 slave
>Go buy used 2008+ Toyota Prius with 170k+ for $5500, don't be a shit driver
>Get liability insurance
>Uber in a suburb, not the cities; surge rates are higher because of less drivers
>No limits on how long you can work, I range anywhere from $8/hr- $35/hr. Worst I've ever made was $5/hr
>Prius will last for 300k at least, might need to put tires on it and if you're lucky you won't need a tranny swap
>Make 20k in 4-5 months as long as you work hard as fuck and work the weekend nights and holidays

Quit being a lazy fuck and get off your ass.

>>1428304
Why uber? Why just offer taxi services yourself?

>>1428308
A few reasons

>Don't need business insurance
>Don't need $1m commercial and liability insurance
>Uber gives you $1m extra liability coverage while you're driving
>No advertising
>Work whenever the fuck I want
>Very little maintenance fees
>Practically zero overheard

Could I make more with an entire fleet? Probably. Is it worth the time, stress, and investment? Not to me.

>>1428124
yeah I get that, but just know it's extremely easy to not get caught if you just grow once and only sell to friends.

it really fits your question OP.
>I'm lazy
very little work at all. it's so easy, stoners do it all the time
>fastest way
3-4 months for 20k is pretty damn quick with <$500 startup cost
>not involving prostitution
no gay4pay here. in fact it could very well get you laid a few times and make you some new friends.

gl hf

>>1428100
Its not the best you can do if its low paying. There are morons on /biz/ making $100,000 a year.

Apply to lots and lots of jobs.

Jobs.com, craigslist.com, monster.com, indeed.com

There, thats 4,000 different jobs in your area.

>>1428096
Sell kneepads.

For the lazy, the best way is gambling. If you put six hundred dollars on the right number in roulette, you'll be over twenty grand; easy and fast

Now quit asking stupid questions

>>1428110
how are bitcoins quick profits? that would actually fuck him over

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>>1428124
I don't think you understand how the world works. A huge percent of all people alive have spent considerable time asking themselves your exact question. A very few find something. But it's still thousands upon thousands. ALL MARKETS ARE SATURATED

Only things left that are both good income and easy are all illegal

>>1428096
>get a pet(preferably a cat
>buy a good insurance policy on pet
>take pet on a walk and pray that some dog kills your pet
>insurance pays off, if not
>sue the dog owner for being negligent and emotional distress

if you don't like that then
>go to a fancy bar
>provoke a rich fag
>take a punch
>sue rich fag

>>1428124
Outsource writing books in niches to some poor English major who can't find job. Publish on amazon. Get that passive income ticking in

>>1429334
>rich fag hires best lawyer in the god damn country
>you can only afford an intern

>>1428096
>whats the fastest way to make twenty dollars

go work at taco bell for two hours

>>1429361
Kekd