>touch base >going forward >don't let the grass

The first 2 give me the chills

>>1427349
>>steakholders
I hope to god that was autocorrect, because if not, you really should kys.

you need to compellingly synthesize functionalized markets or progressively streamline clicks-and-mortar applications

>touch base
I hate anyone who uses this phrase.

leveraging blue-sky synergy for advanced come-to-jesus moments in the early-stage of buzzword-compliant clicks-and-mortar business.

this shit drives me insane at work

Whenever somebody speaks directly to me and uses these words in an explanation I act clueless and ask them to repeat themselves and dumb down the explanation. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about

Hey, I sent you an email. Can we take this offline tomorrow? I don't have the cycles right now.

>>1427349
Since when did interviewing someone mean they have to "open up about" some shit we don't care about?

>I just got the tap on my shoulder and we've got some risk over here that we need to move. It's looking like 150mm of 30-year mixed at 93 and a half, if that's good with you then fill-or-kill.
>I've also got two 70mm at 15-year payout at 20 and a half above par. Run it at 85 and fill it.