>female subordinate has been hanging around my office for

Pics ans timestamp or it didnt happen

>>1422165
uh... fuck her? blowjobs are shit tier

>>1422165
What company?

>>1422167

>this is /biz/

>>1422168

Don't wanna risk impreg.

>>1422177

Don't worry about it.

>>1422181
Um... she will be on the pill, or use a fucking condom retard.

>>1422181
Lol

Why would someone go in the Internet and lie
>you

>>1422165
can you tell the story in more detail

bull shit

>>1422183

There are no guarantees when someone is devious.

>>1422184
>>1422189

You'd be amazed at what people will do to get ahead.

>>1422185

>I just want to fap

>>1422191
USE A CONDOM RETARD

>>1422191
did she offer or did you have to ask

>>1422196

Those suck though.

>>1422165

This anon works from home with in his family business

>>1422201
OP is clinically retarded. Saged.

>>1422206
i think he has a point
>fuck with a condom sucks, but without i risk getting her pregnant
conclusion: so he chose not to fuck

to prevent pregnancy I use a spermicide condom, pull out before nutting into condom and flush it down the toilet.

>>1422165
Good luck getting any real work out of her ever. Enjoy your lifetime employed work wife
lol dumbass

You realize there's a Seinfeld episode about this very situation.

>>1422168
I'd gladly receive a single bj every day for the rest of my life over unlimited actual sex with supermodels. Each to their own

Keep getting those blow jobs, but expect her to not work much anymore.

>>1422263
>>1422299
>implying women can do real work
Gooood one.

Op should actually just nut inside her but never make any emotional connection whatsoever, say nothing. See if she keeps it or not. Remain completely indifferent. If she asks for money, give it to her but otherwise only talk to her at work.

Lol when women in the office throw a baby shower for her. She quietly cries at her desk

>>1422319
Dude.. What about 18 years of child support ?

>>1422249
lol your sex life must be awesome bro. great job!
>>1422196
>someone who's never had unprotected sex

>>1422324
It's a risk sure

>>1422339
topkek

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>>1422165

I'll bite. Been in a similar position too and also hate condoms.

OP you're in a bit of a tricky situation. She knows the game better than you I'm afraid, and danger wise she has the upper hand being a woman in the workplace.

You could:
(a) Carefully explain that to her that the BJ's were a mistake, you respect her (a lie) and want to be professional around the office because you care about her career (a lie) and your own. Then end it and move forward.

(b) keep getting blowjobs, and reward her with favors at work. It will be a slippery slope and can only be managed if you explain to her that she needs to keep this between the 2 of you and not exploit the situation. It's clear the sex favors on the job are part of an effort on her part to get what she wants at the workplace, and if you want BJ's from her than you gotta play ball with her.

I suggest getting some proof of her hoe-ery via text, or photos or a recording. So that if she ever goes to HR or a lawyer and tries to make up some story of being taken advantage of, that you have proof otherwise.

Godspeed.

Oh and post a pic of this girl. No face required.

>>1422165

Furthermore, if you do decide to keep this thing going you need to have a convo with her off work grounds where you set up some boundaries.

>>1422306
5 women in my office. One ugly ass one does pretty good. The other one is a manager and has been doing this work for 20 years, really good. The other 3 are college aged bitches who do jack shit. I've been working at this office for 4 days. Already know more about the operations than all 4 who have been there 6 months.

>>1422410
This.

As long as you can get it so it's clear that SHE is in the commanding position, you're golden. But the moment you're ever on top of her or standing up, game over. She claims rape/intimidation

You can keep this up, but you need to have solid evidence she's willing to initiate.

>>1422168
>blowjobs are shit tier

WHAT TIER IS ANAL

>>1422249
>flushing condoms
think of the water treatment workers, anon

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>Senior director at firm
>Specifically hire hot female assistants
>Screen out as many clingers and crazies as possible
>Still not foolproof method
>Fucked most of my assistants
>Usually in a hotel or in office during weekends or late nights
>They all think fucking gets them ahead
>When I get bored with them, or they become too emotionally attached I create a "great career opportunity."
>Send them overseas to another office
>They're usually happy
>Hire another hot bitch
>Repeat

Protip: Wherever you fuck her, have a spycam with good audio set up. Use a portable one for hotel or "offsite" fucking. Usually can be hidden in a backpack or bag
>Always say, "are you sure you want to fuck. We're not even drinking. What are you coming on top new? You're aggressive, you really want to fuck."
>Always make sure she says yes.
>Wear a condom
>Never jizz inside her or cum on her clothes
>Before sticking your dick in, say: "Do you want my cock?"
>Make sure she says "yes."
>Have it all on tape for police issues

Make sure you can transfer the whores. It always worked for me.

Always record your sex for legal reasons. Hide the files in a safe in your home.

Never fuck at your house.

>>1422638
Sounds like alot of trouble for pussy

>>1422638

Goodjob friendo

>>1422638
Lol happy 14the bday

>>1422638
I mean fucking why not if you're able to do this and get away with it. Not gonna lie and say I'm not envious.

>>1422751
Because it can always backfire, somehow. Also, sure, he won't get tried for rape. But he will have taken a sex tape without the consent of the woman.

>Press finds out
>Police find stash of recorded sex tapes
>Headline: "Disgusting boss takes advantage of subordinates and films it"
>friends and family abandon you
>can't get a job

GG

>>1422165
>>she then asks for perks on the job "unrelatedly"
did you offer her kneepads?

>>1422671
nigga just have a camera and thats it.

>>1422165
Fire her for sexual harassment, get that shit shit on tape too and do it in front of all staff and start crying when you do it.

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Or pic related

>>1422410
do this, but record the conversation without her knowing, if she tries to say anything like "well i'll just tell everyone that you did this and that blah blah" tell her she wouldn't dare, you let her do it, let her tell everyone, wait until she's in full acting mode.... then you release the tape

>>1422638

You can do all that, and still a judge will consider this rape because you are in a position of power compared to her.

>>1422168
Cutfag detected

>>1422800
>Because rape = power + dick
Jajaja

>>1422638

things that happened

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>>1422191
>get ahead
kek

>>1422638
Top kek

>>1422792
>start crying in front of your subordinates

Kek. Great plan... If you are a woman.

>>1422802
this
blowjobs are 10 times better than vag imo only anal compares, but i'm quiet lazy i like to be served and not break a sweat.

>>1422329
Lol I can get laid whenever I want.

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Cool story bro. I don't see how this is biz/ness related. However I have one question:

>Did she ever come first?

>>1422165
You fucked up nigger.

Never ever fall for the job whore

>>1423531
She's sucking his dick how would she orgasm from that you fucking virgin?

>>1423531
How would she orgasm from a dick in her mouth?

>>1423560

Ëver seen the movie deep throat?

>>1422638
>SAY YES BITCH
>w-why?
>JUST SAY YES *slap*
>y-y-yes?

>>1422638
Pretty sure it's illegal if you're filming yourself having sex with someone without their knowledge.

>>1423620
So you'd rather sit in jail offering your ass to tyrone? As long as you don't publish it, you should be able to walk away with a 4-5k fine. If you use it to prevent rape accusations, you even get away for free. If the judge is a guy, you might get a fistbump after the trial.

Dipshit...

Damn op you played stupid for some head she got you good. Get fucking rekt you human cancer.

your too far in to stop now. If you try and call it off with her, she is going to file sexual harassment and try to sue you, or she will straight up blackmail you.

you might as well keep fucking her and throw her a bone every now and then to keep her happy. Also, make her think this is something she wants, not that you want

>>1423683
This and kill her
You have to. Do it

10 years ago I used to fuck this nurse that worked in my office. I fucked her probably 20 times. One day I was drinking at an office party and I grabbed her tits and ran my hand up her skirt. A lot of her co-workers saw this. She left room crying. The next day I had to make a statement to police. The next week I was served. I had to settle with that fucking cunt for 250,000! She denied the relationship and I couldn't press the issue because my wife could have used the testimony against me (she was threatening divorce). There is always more to office fucking than meets the eye. Pro-tip - hide a fucking camera and record that shit.

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>>1422203

l
mao

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>>1424014
Fucking colleagues is one thing. But grabbing tits and reaching under skirt in front of others who don't know you have a thing going on is plain and simple stupid.

I'm not saying she deserves those 250k, but if you break it down to $/shag, you could have had mad(DEST) cocaine orgies in junior suites with the hottest escorts in town and still got away with it cheaper.

>>1422638
>1 Post by this ID

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>tfw you aren't in any position of power to abuse women

Some day senpai I'll be in middle management.

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The best solution would be hiring femboy subordinates.

>>1422671
Isn't pussy nearly always a lot more trouble than you were expecting it be tho?

>>1423630
>you might get a fistbump after the trial

lol you watch way too many movies, kid.

Record one of these sessions or get it in writing some how that this was consensual. Eliminate the possibility of a rape allegations then tell her no. Or lead her on further through texts that it may happen but only if you can fuck her. At this point the worst that can happen is you're fired for being unethical but then so is she.

Ugh I'm so jelly and hard right now
Fuck you OP
Fuck you

Can someone explain how I can seduced cute temps at my office? Are they only there because they fucked someone already?

>>1427786
>how I can seduced cute temps at my office?
money and power

>>1427795
Ok, assuming I have both, what do I do? How do I come onto them without getting a sexual harassment accusation?

say "I thought a baby was a perk" then fire her.

that'll do the trick OP.

*facebook thumbs up*

>>1427801
give them some of your money and power
that's all girls want even if it's an illusion

>>1427819
>>1427801
this.

unless they can benefit from your downfall.

watch your back and keep it fun fag

>>1422201
Fuck her in the pooper

Promote her to fry cook?

>>1427923
How feasible is anal sex at work? I heard its quite common.

>>1422191
OP if she is willing to suck dick and be a whore to further her career her moral standards are obviously low. It's easy to imagine someone like that putting a hole in a condom or something for dat child support $$$$

Keep getting the succ but not the fucc

Also don't give her any perks or else she could stop blowing you

>>1424117
topkek; its the rush anon.