>yfw 78.5% the S&P500 crashes in 8 hours

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>yfw GBP/USD to the moon, Nikkei and Oil crashing with no survivors

i'll bite the bait. What is your reasoning?

>>1414928
The market is closed until tomorrow morning

How can it crash in 8 hours?

>>1414934
Not everyone lives in your timezone bud.

>>1414941
But the market opens regardless of what timezone you live in.

>>1414928

>implying the S&P isn't rigged as fuck

I mean if it did, I'm riding $UVXY to Saturn

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>>1414928

WHAT DID YOU DO?

OP actually means that the stock exchange will go down 78.5% from bell to bell, not in literally 8 hours.

>>1414994
I hope it does

I want to buy on sale

But why?

>>1414941
The market the S&P indexes opens with the New York Stock Exchange which opens in 12.5 hours.

>>1414941
>S&P magically opens earlier if you live somewhere else

what???

I hope it crashes. I have 500 shares of UVXY. They would fly to the moon.

>>1414994
It can't go down that much because of trade restrictions.

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>mfw

>>1414928
I got drunk last night and when I woke up I realized I had invested €20 in a vanguard index fund.

I am the most boring drunk person ever.

>>1414932
>GBP/USD to the moon
kek you fucking idiot.

>>1415860
You know $3000 is the minimum initial investment?

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>mfw /biz/'s anus is not ready yet

>>1415860
>>1415891
called the FUCK out.

>>1414928
Bought S&P500 a while ago and made around 16% profit, should I close now and get ready to short?

>>1416019
Nothing wrong with locking in your profits

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>>1416019
>asking people on the internet what to do with your money

On the other hand it would be such a shame if it got to 1990 before friday

Ooops

>>1416040
SHIT

>>1416043
Do you want me to send it up a little bit from here?

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>late to the party again

>>1415891
I don't know what to tell you. I did it so there's that.
>>1416001
hurr

LIAR! They are in the greens now! :(

>>1416133
Are you doubting my power, perhaps?

I even gave you an opportunity to get back in before on the rally, not my fault you like poverty ;^)

>>1416424
Should I short? SHOULD I SHORT?! damn you mysterious internet people and your cryptic ways. Wish I could trust random people on the internet :(

>>1416448
>Should I short?
Who knows ;^)

>>1416454
Can you at least drop a hint as to how this is gonna happen?

Hey op market is about to close

why didn't s&p crash? Nothing happened.... again

>>1416829
The 3:00pm ramp stops for no man, machine, or deity. The algos are literally chasing after one another at 3:00pm until liquidity drops then they shut off.

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>>1414928
>mfw uso puts are deep in the money cuz oil crashing

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>>1414928
It's been a healthy pullback so far.

But I'm excited/worried about the rest of the week. Quite an interesting way to start the month.

>>1416857
It literally went down like 5 points

Who cares

>>1416849
You're welcome senpai
>>1416842
Not the ramp, heavy buying at 2168, you could literally hear the FED's presses around that level. But when so many buy stops get stoppd out at all time high during the fucking asian session, you know things are going south. The call on oil was a no brainer, cable might prove more tricky since we gotta wait until BOE's release

I've locked some profits on my ES short, will keep oil running, EUR looks very unhealthy as it is, will see what happens tomorrow.
Still, made today what indexfags do in one year ;^)

>>1414928
3x long to the moon

Are you rich yet kids?:^)

I sure am

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>>1414928
> S&P down almost 1% in two days

how did he know?

>>1418930
You missed my call on Cable and Oil ;^)

>>1415032
Yes dumbass, how do you think traders make money?

> Stock market opens
> See which stocks are going up and down
> Travel to somewhere where stock market opens later
> Buy the risers, short the fallers

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>>1418930
He just did family, he just did.

>>1418930
Already explained the logic m8
>>1420509
Not sure if b8 or legit retarded

>>1420509
Don't let out our secrets. Shutup