>old pal from high school calls >we've not spoken

>>1412234
>we've not spoken in 7 years
>asks me if I want to join
>I should have like $30k
this all fits

Okay buddy, sorry that i'm the one telling you this but your savings are gone. It's ok though, most of us learned this lesson the hard way.

>>1412234
obvious bait

>What investments should I make so I never have to work another day in my life?

a good pair of kneepads and a WANT to do it

Bait

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>>1412234
You will lose less if you just donate 3k on wikipedia

>>1412234
This bait is so obvious it would be a shame not to bite.

Please, tell us more about this "investment". Do you actually have any clue where your money just went?

>>1412350
Yes I actually hope this is bait. Otherwise that money is gone

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>old Jamaican friend from cashpriseamerica.com calls
>never heard of this site before
>am told I have just won $13 million in a random email lottery
>says all I need to do is send 10 thousand bucks to cover taxes and fees
>Hell yeah!

Golly gee /biz/ Markie!

Feeling Jellous NEETs, when I get my money the first thing I'm going to do is buy 6 jav sluts and bang them all while singing the national anthem

>recieve email from nigerian prince
>once my wire transfer clears, i'm getting a shitload of cash

hahaha, stay jelly, fucking poorcucks

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Come on /biz/ I thought you were beter than this.