I need to make $5 AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE in the next 8 hours.

wrap your knees with rags and hitchhike to the nearest truck stop

>>1410785
Buy some btc and play on yobit with the shitcoins there

>>1410785
Click on ads on your own site or short.st and ad.fly links
Go on a website which pays you for clicking ads and solving captchas.
Bitcoin faucets. Solve captchas for satoshis and other coins.
Grab a shovel and some bags, dig up the dirt and sell the dirt.
Grab all the fruits from the trees you see and sell them.
Grab a plant pot, grab a sapling, put it in the pot and sell it.

>>1410785
look down the sides of your sofa and in your car for spare change

>>1410791
>>1410813
>>1410815
>only have internet
>in the next 8 hours

>>1410795
I don't know shit about bitcoins

>>1410785
Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you? I have $5 change probably sitting in my couch cushions. You seriously cant come up with $5? Come on bro, use your noodle. I can think of a million ways off the top of my head. Let's assume you have no starting capital.

>find some random shit from your house and take it to a pawn shop
>sit on a freeway offramp begging for $
>donate plasma
>if you have a car, go to a gas station and ask people for gas money to get home
>steal diapers from walmart. it is the least risky thing you can steal because if you get caught only a stone cold bastard would call the cops on you. sell diapers on craigslist
>ask around tour neighborhood if you can do odd jobs for $
>sit outside a home depot
>ask family/friends to borrow $

That's all I have for now. Dont do this >>1410795. Its stupid and risky and the verification process to get money in and out will take more than 8 hours.

Take in some bottles and cans for change. Sell something on craigslist. Offer to mow your neighbors lawn

>>1410785
sell the use of you're holes

>>1410831
DUDE

I NEED IT ON PAYPAL.

That's why I'm fucked. I literally have to earn that shit but I don't know how

>>1410840
You might have said that TO BEGIN WITH lmfao. You also might want to tell us how much starting capital you have. Also, you know its pretty easy to get cash into paypal.... right?

>>1410848
He's probably a kid or lives in a 3rd world country. I think what he's really asking is how he can make $5 a day online with no real work.

Mechanical turk or Odesk, kid. Have fun working for 8 hours for shit pay.

>>1410840
>what is fiverr

post a time stamp pic of a pen in your pooper

and i will send you 5$

OP why didnt you just call this a begging thread like it is.

>>1410831
>donate plasma
how much does plasma go for? I'm AB so I'm a universal donor.

>>1411250
Yeah. Maybe if OP will put a time stamped pic of himself with sharpie in pooper we'll send him 5 bucks worth of bitcoin to his bitcoin address

If you can pass off as a qt trap then sharpie in pooper, with timestamp, and post pic.

I'll deposit $20 to your Paypal.

>>1411284
Idk I think like $200/month.

>>1411284
You are a universal taker, bud.
Blood type O is what you're thinking of

>>1410785
Livestream your suicide for $5 a viewer

>i need a small amount of money
>i refuse to work for it

>>1410785
Flip shit from craigslist. If you dont make 5$ profit in 8 hours, kill yourself.
Oh shit forgot that you dont have any capital, haven't you?

>>1410785
Send me 20 and I'll give you 5

>>1410785
what's your paypal, I'll lend it to you.

send pic of sister's panties ill send $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

>>1411949
Thanks man, I actually asked my father's friend (i hate asking people for money) and he sent the money to me.

Unironically it was for a $1690 invoice, I thought I had enough on Paypal but I live in Europe and Paypal fucking charges you money to convert euros to dollars so I had to pay more than 1690. And I just needed 5 fucking dollars lmao.

Anyway, I'll be back crying when I'll find out the China seller scammed me.

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>>1410785
Knock on your neighbors door and offer to mow their lawn for ten bucks.

I do my neighbors lawn every week for 40 bucks a pop.

>>1412571
>People are paying $40 to get their lawns mowed while $40 is about my weekly food budget.

>>1410840
>>1410879
yeah i live in a 3rd world country and have the same problem,i have more than enough in cash but need 6e on paypal to buy dlc for my friend and me...