I'm a 31 year old high school dropout, from a working class

>>1409594
>Anonymous (ID: BqGEjUpC) 07/28/16(Thu)16:37:23 No.1409
what job

>>1409606
Furniture salesman

They want to promote me to management but nawwwwwww B. This is on its way to be my six figure year.

>>1409594
>Tell me again why I don't actually exist, collegecucks

Because life is an illusion and we're just living in a hologram.

>>1409616
>Furniture salesman
unless you live in a college town, you must get real nervous when that furniture sits in your inventory for 5 years.

>>1409594

>collegecucks
OP just dropped out of Highschool and got a job at his stepdad's business and felt cool so he went to /biz/

>>1409666

>666

Kek confirms.

OP BTFO.

>>1409666
>From a working class family

Dad was a mailman m8

>>1409668
You're a bitch

>>1409594
>80k a year
Congratulations, you make the same salary that new graduates from my college, 10 years younger than you, make, on average. Do you want a cookie or something?

>>1410233
If it says it in a pamphlet it must be true. How are you enjoying your 100k salary?

>>1409653
This. I'm the only real person here, the rest of you are just non-sentient andriods placed here to create an environment for me to interact with for some sick reality tv show for aliens.