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>got an amazing job offer today
>smoked weed last week (not habitually)
>have pending legal case where I'm being accused of a misdemeanor
How fucked am I, /biz/? They're sending out the legal paperwork today. Am I going to make it?
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>>1407253
>smoking weed
>job
pick one
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>>1407261
I pick both. Trick is you dont pick up the habit until after you've proven yourself to be a vital asset to the company. Now I wake and bake erryday and the boss lets me skip piss tests.
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>>1407253
As long as you are male, reasonably fit, and don't smoke 2 blunts a day; you can smoke weed from time to time and the shit will be out of your system within 10 days.
It's women and fat people that have it hard. A woman can smoke a few times, get tested 3 weeks later and get a positive test.
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How about don't smoke weed you fucking retard
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>>1407253
There's also some tips for lowering the THC count:
> don't give them the first piss of the day
> Give them the middle of the stream, don't start or finish peeing in the cup
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>>1407449
females can do the cum cleanse but they have to swallow so much most ppl fuck it up
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>>1407449
Nice bro science.
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>>1407253
Dude I smoke weed constantly and I have a job in the highest-of high at amazon, oh wait, I also have epilepsy and a prescription....
Good luck dude.
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>>1407253
Order a wizinator and sone synthetic urine. Since you are a man get the one without the penis.
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Small plastic bottle full of clean piss. Wrap 2 handwarmers on each side with a rubber band an hour or so before the piss test. wear some tight underwear and put that shit up behind your balls in the gooch.
Theyll take you to a private bathroom and youll just pour the piss in the cup silently.
Take a piss in the toilet. Shake your dick at the man and that's that.
If it's a hair test you're pretty much fucked unless youre willing to shave your head and entire body.
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Just give birth dude, the baby absorbs all the the
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>>1407253
Did they already do a background check on you?
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>>1407253
JUST say you were visting family in colorado... or canada... or anywhere it is legal.
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>>1407492
It's true. I put a lot of working into studying weed tests when I used to be a pothead.
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