Alright so I'm about to open my wealth front account. I'm

the fuck do you expect is gonna happen with 5k kid?

pie in the sky scenario for a site like that is 10% per year. woopy doo, you got $500 after investing for an entire fucking year.

realistically, the bubble is gonna crash, and it's going to be years until we get back to the 10%/year days. best you can do is get some solid dividend stocks and hope for 5%. 5% after a year at $500 would be... $250. Just eat out at fewer restaurants each month or turn a hobby into a income stream if you want $250.

I put $500 into Trumpcoin and sold on the spike today, made $150, then rebought when it went back down. It's already up again.

I'm not saying a pleb like you should even attempt to play altcoins, but, unless you're shoveling a lot of extra income into this, your gains are going to be pointless.

>>1405675
for a year at 5k*