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What is an appropriate wedding gift for your great nephew that lives 1000 miles away that you never see?
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Chocolate
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>>1392998
I forgot to mention they are as county as shit like tractors and all that bullshit
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>>1393006
Country I mean,fuck
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a nice card
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Get him a small toaster oven and a smoothie blender. Tell him to make his own subs and smoothies for calories and health. Combined cost shouldnt be too bad
He will suck you off for eternity when he realizes how good they are
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>>1393013
Oh, shit. I don't know, rednecks love appliances
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Wal Mart gift card
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A check, thats what newlyweds need
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Anything from the registry or cash/charitable donation/whatever is specifically requested to their guests.
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>>1392995
buy him a fucking plane ticket to come and visit you.
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>>1393256
Wrong... TWO round-trip plane tickets.
Because...
>What is an appropriate wedding gift
>wedding gift
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A sling shot.
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>>1393251
Pretty much, just give them cash. Amount up to you but don't be a cheapskate, they're feeding you and probably giving you booze as well
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