What's the most unusual way you've ever made a living?

>>1349525
>pic
Wot

>>1349528
Quite

>>1349525
My first "job" was this shitty sales pyramid scheme that was purely commission, had to go door to door selling knives.

>>1349525

Wasn't that a Bob's Burgers episode?

Growing and selling coturnix quail

>>1349542

Guido?

>>1349542
Cutco?

>>1349680
Yes

>>1349834
They tried to wrangle me in, seemed sketchy as fuuuuuu

>>1349525
As a child I literally sold sea shells by the sea shore at venice beach in Cali for 25 cents a pop. I made about $20 a day for the one week I did it.

>>1349525
ambergris isn't vomit. It's not even shit.

>>1349544
It was.

>>1349525
Additional business ventures as a child included selling finger paintings, flipping yugioh cards and making my own tcg out of index cards, trading them for ygo cards and then reselling the ygo cards to get more index cards to generate even more profits.

>>1349969
>ambergris isn't vomit. It's not even shit.
it's vomit which whales shit out. don't be so pedantic

>>1349850
I made $23k selling cutco one summer... Was top sales rep in NJ

>>1349525
> I'm ordering 6 tarantulas to breed them.
Wat?

>>1350003
He's going to fuck the tarantulas. What about that is unclear?

Not all that out there, but when I was a kid I made the kid equivalent of a fortune mowing lawns for old ladies in the summer. All word of mouth, took a few hours a day, and costs were basically nothing. This was back when gas was 80 fucking cents.

I used the family riding mower. In exchange for using this equipment I was required to mow several lawns of family and friends for free. Worked out pretty well. I made like 300 bucks a week all summer, which is alot for a 13 year old.

Work in finance now as a grown up and I frequently wish my job was as chilled out as mowing lawns

>>1349975
best post.

>>1350094
I mowed lawns for a while, its not chilled. Hard as fuck to get clients, then ween out the shit, then make enough money etc. like any other business

>>1350043
No you fool the tarantulas are going to fuck him.

>>1349999
Sure thing, boss.

Nice quads though.

>>1349528
>>1349532
It's a reenactment of one panel of the forgettable manga known as "Watamote".
The protagonist freaks out for some reason and tears up the panties that her friend had helped her buy.

>>1349525
Wew lad. Isn't it a bit difficult to fuck a tarantula?

>>1351345
LoveFindsAWay.jpg

Selling dick picks to old pervs

>>1349975
Me and a friend once collected a bucket of caterpillars (LOTS) and got the notion that someone would buy them.
We actually went door to door.
When we were trying to make a sale we (cant remember who) dropped the bucket and sent catepillars everywhere including in their house. They werent pleased

>>1350043
>>1350140
lol

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>>1351342
>forgettable

>>1349525
People have paid me to suck my dick.
Seriously. There's this old guy that pays me $100 for an hour each week to suck my dick and I'm not even that big

After I left the Army I worked as a minder for a very high end escort, which was very strange. I had a day job, too, but I essentially got paid £500 a night two nights a week to sit behind a false wall and read the paper. The only time she ever rang the alarm or asked for help was when one of them had a heart attack.

We would have sex beforehand and sometimes a man asked to watch us have sex. It was all very film noir.

>>1349989
kek
It's comparable to whale blackheads I think.

>>1352260

+1 Enjoyed reading.

>>1352260

How the hell did you get a job like that...did you make good money?

>>1351672

You should have then set up a caterpillar removal business with said friend and made a fortune

>>1352496
This

I have 1000 small cactus plants that I bought for 2000 euro's. I have these in a separate room with a window roof. I grow these for 10 years and then they are worth 50$ a piece. That's a 48000$ profit euro in 10 years.

>>1349525
Apparently there is good money in harvest melanin from black people.

https://selfuni.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/missing-black-girls-the-medical-industry-melanin/

>>1352544
mate big cactuses are going for 300EUR in Amsterdam

>>1351342
>forgettable