Want to invest $8000. How much should go into memecoins and how

>>1345773

Buy Trumpcoin ASAP. At least $1k of it. I put in $400 and wish i had put it more tbqh

>>1345773
Bitcoins are pretty low right now, $628.50, and I wouldn't trust stocks until the next recession, especially if you're asking for advice here

mutual fund or ira. vanguard has good mutual funds and there's nothing wrong with a roth ira.

>>1345793
>giving real answers on /biz/
do you enjoy being mocked?

>>1345778
How to buy?

look into cloud mining, ive heard the ROI is great

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>>1345780

How about you shove a cactus up your ass?

>>1345773
All into penny stocks, get rich quick little goy
zip zop zooy

>>1345773
all $8000 into trumpcoin
it's imbued with high potency meme magic for maximum profits

(if you're looking for something safer, bitcoin is about to half its mining rate or something which should make the price shoot up)

>>1345773
Real simple.

$700 into Siacoin
$2300 into Bitcoin
$4000 into Roth IRA (buy some vanguard shit in it)
$1000 in a speculative play like Alcoa with the upcoming split or some memecoin/more bitcoin


Unless of course you have debts. In which case most if not all of the 8k should go towards that.

>>1345981
Ok in all seriousness, how realistic is investing in trumpcoin? I don't have a lot of money and I'm really wary about this whole meme.

>>1345990
Nigga you spelled it out right there. Honestly though buy stocks on the dip using robinhood or get a Roth IRA.
As a general rule, don't invest in things you know nothing about. If you can't define blockchain, then don't buy memecoins.

>>1345990
i'm not sure, i bought $50 of trumpcoin out of curiosity to start because i'm not an experienced memecoin trader and wouldn't bat an eyelash if i somehow lost it. so far i'm up 50% or something like that which is crazy to me
i put $1000 in bitcoin @ $630 because i am fully confident it will go beyond that, probably not too high but i should at least make a hundred. also bitcoin has very little chance of collapsing,

>>1345773
Wait a moment. This is the first time i've seen that pepe. Where's from?