Tips to save money >wear blue jeans. You can own 1 pair of

>>1330023
I've already done this for many years

I don't even wash them because it ruins them desu

I wear one pair of jeans all year round. I wash them once a month.

>>1330028
>>1330025
Ya'll are fucking disgusting.

>>1330023
Also reuse dental floss

I have three pairs of jeans. I wear them twice before washing.

Why? I'm not a fucking slob who dirties my clothing with droppings when I eat and go about my business.

>>1330032
Poorfag detected

Heres a little nugget I read in a book:
If you buy stocks when the price is low, and then sell those stocks when the price becomes higher, you will have more money than you started with! Lots of people own stocks just so they can do this

>>1330041
what book

>>1330028
Likewise.

>>1330028
What's disgusting about it? I shower every day and my legs never get sweaty. I could probably get away with washing them once every 6 months, and they'd still never smell or be dirty.

>>1330039
Ah... I'd say you probably wash your jeans more than 99.99% of people. I've never met anyone in my life who washes their jeans this much.

>>1330039
>>1330048
Denim is ruined if you wash it more than every few months.

>>1330048
>>1330051

TIL I blow money on wearing out my jeans.

Instead of spending money getting checked up at the doctor, leave your health in god's hands! Never go to a doctor even if something is wrong. Suffering is free! Tell yourself that if death comes searching for you, god did not want you to live.

>Never buy toilet paper. After I take a shit, go into the shower and let the water clean the leftover poop.

>>1330067
I do this

It's much cleaner and healthier for your ass

>>1330067
This isnt a fucking game, kid, this is my life. Live on the Alaskan tundra for a year and we'll see how your habits change when you come out the other side. You wake up and spit your morning loogie down the sink. I swallow it for sustenance. You're the kind who throws away bad milk. I make sour cream. You tie your shoes before you leave the house. I use one long lace between them both to save $ on shoelaces, faggot. I shit in a diaper for a year cause I couldnt afford to flush. Ever heard of a lambskin condom? I fuck lambs with a condom.. cause women are just too pricey. I have a mustache, cause it gets me free hotdogs. You're up a paddle without a creek, richboy. Ill only tell you once: I keep my promises kid, cause I cant afford to lie.

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>>1330072

You guys know that bidets are a thing right?

>>1330056
Unless you literally shit and piss your pants there is no reason to wash your jeans more than a few times a year, or even ever.

Just change your underwear everyday and don't crawl around in dirt and your jeans are fine

>>1330023
I got a better tip for you poorfags.

Don't go out and you don't have to wear anything. If you have to wear boxers, only wash them once a week.

I haven't worn an underwear or socks in 3 months ever since it started to get hot. Nobody at work knows I'm full commando. I always wear the same pants too. Feels free man

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>>1330075

>spending money on a bidet

>>1330075
shit is fuckin cash

>Steal Wifi
>drink only water
>Goodwill shopping
>Salvation army shopping
>steal little shit here and there

>>1330111
They're like $20 on Amazon.

>tfw washed my dark blue levis once and they've never looked the same

>>1330040
wtf that shitty comeback

>>1330072

I like you.

>>1330072
>I have a mustache because it gets me free hot dogs

How does that work?

>>1330025
>>1330028
>>1330039
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>>1330051
>>1330076

Absolutely_disgusting.jpg

OK, look, if you wash them once a month at least, or after wearing them 3/4 times or whatever, you get a pass, I got no beef with you.
The rest of you should be exterminated.

>I never get dirty though
>I don't work manual labour, etc
>my jeans don't get dirty

You are lying, retarded or misinformed.

Everybody sweats everywhere.
Your entire body is covered with sweat glands.
Millions of them, everywhere except your lips.
The average person sweats several litres / quarts a day.
I didn't get into specific numbers because it is so variable and different sources give different stats.

Suffice to say, it's a lot more than you think, and that's if you are an average sweater in a temperate climate who is not particularly active or stressed.

So, yes, your legs, crotch, butt, etc all get sweaty whether you realize it or not, and germs and dirt is unavoidable.
Everywhere you sit, in a bar, cafe, toilet, your jeans contact germs and dirt.
Every time your hands or arms touch your pockets, handle cash, a doorknob, food, scratch your nose, touch your hair, anything, you transfer some to your jeans.

Likewise your sweaty palms.

Also, urine, faeces, cum, etc can pass through underwear, unless you have kevlar boxers and remove all clothing before pissing or shitting.

You pull your pants down - did a drop of urine or piece of feaces just drop down your jeans?
Can you be sure?

It may be microscopic, but over time it accumulates.

They also touch your shoes, which fester with bacteria, and bacteria can move on it's own, it doesn’t just sit where it last transferred.

Once a week, I disinfect everything I handle often - my phone, laptop, wallet, shoes, etc

Tl;dr - you people are disgusting, and I just got 20% more antisocial

>>1330499
And there is nothing wrong with a little bit of urine or feces.

>>1330072
>Ever heard of a lambskin condom? I fuck lambs with a condom.. cause women are just too pricey

pasta?

>>1330499
>Once a week, I disinfect everything I handle often - my phone, laptop, wallet, shoes, etc

Autism

>>1330499
You came off as reasonable until

>Once a week, I disinfect everything I handle often - my phone, laptop, wallet, shoes, etc

that's just fucking weird

>>1330041
fuck you thats bullshit sounds like a ponzi scheme

>>1330023

If you have friends you see more than once a week. They notice they just don't say anything. and they secretly laugh you OP. They Laugh AT You!

>>1330643
>>1330650
Disgusting people who don't care about the filth that they WILL bring upon everything they touch.

>>1330655
"filth" is a made up concept in ur head bro

>>1330643
>>1330650

Better autistic or weird than germ-infested, with months worth of grime, bacteria and dried sweat, shit, piss, all over my personal belongings.

Do you EVER clean them?
If you're going to clean them, why not use Lysol, Dettol, or what have you?

Or do you consider how your toilet seat is cleaner than the stuff you handle all day, then touch your face, lips, mouth, food, etc with the same hands.

I remember some successful guy was quoted asking another guy if he washes his hands when he goes to the bathroom.
So the guy replies 'sure'
The successful guy then asks -
'before or after you piss?'
The guy replies 'well, after'
Success guy replies
'that's conventional thinking, but I wash my hands before I urinate, I don't follow convention'

His point was if you showered this morning, or at least washed your dick, then it's pretty damn clean, and you are going to put your grubby hands (which handle everything you touch) on your clean cock, then wash your hands.

Think it over.

>>1330072
King of /frugal/

>>1330499
didnt read whole thing but kill yourself for sure

>>1330499
Dubs confirm that you are a faggot

>>1330499
Denim is antibacterial. Wearing them for 3 days or 3 months is basically the same thing, hygiene wise.

>>1330032
Sweaty-fag detected.

It's actually a manufacturer recommended practice.

>>1330499
Bacteria winds up on everything whether you like it or not, and mostly the stuff on your clothes will just be the same stuff as what inhabits your skin, which is covered with bacteria all the time anyway. It's all mostly benign so unless you get covered in raw meat juices or something then there's not much point washing jeans.

>>1330924
In fact there's also the argument that letting benign bacteria colonize your belongings is preferable to having them be sterile since the benign bacteria will compete for resources with dangerous ones and prevent them from becoming a permanent fixture on your stuff.

>>1330655
>>1330673
Does it make you sick? No. So stop being such an OCD aspie about it.
People who are so uptight about this shit probably have weaker immune systems than some third-world shitters in the street.

>>1330499
>The average person sweats several litres / quarts a day.
You had me until this

Every time you use a public bathroom, fill your pockets with toilet paper so you never have to buy any. If you're a woman, bring empty water bottles in your purse and fill them up to save flushes at home.

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>>1330965
>using toilet paper

>>1330938
How would I/you know if it made me/you sick?
If you got sick, or a rash or something,
You would probably just think some bug is going around, you wouldn't attribute it to your grubby hands.

Also, my last sick day was over 10 years ago.
I'm not uptight, I just take precautions and don't like being smelly.

>>1330953
Are you disputing that fact? Google it and get back to me.

>>1330979
You're goddamn right, Smithers, they're covered in germs!

By the way, I have known actual germophobes, some OCD, some not.
You have no idea, this is nothing - they would consider me filthy by their standards.
'you only disinfect stuff once a WEEK? *retch* don't touch me!'

I'm not even close to that level.
I'm just aware.
It adds zero time or inconvenience to my routine.

>>1330909
>Cotton is antibacterial

>>1330910

>citation needed
Show me a photo of a garment care label that says 'do not wash' or 'do not wash too often'
If you can't, leave and never darken this forum again.

>>1330926
>implying you know which bacterial strains inhabit your stuff.
>implying the bacteria which inhabit your feet are the same as those on your phone or wallet or hands.
You're creating a soup of bacteria there.

Also, I would agree doing it daily would be counterproductive. I'm saying once a week.
Leave your worn underpants or socks on the floor for a day.
No problems.
A week?
Maybe.
Leave them for a month and you have a biohazard there.

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>>1331309
Kek. Pic related. Not that guy but yeah agree that not washing your clothes is gross. Its not even really the bacteria its just the smell. I have not washed my jeans for a few wears before and they get a little stench. I cant even imagine not washing jeans for a month. You have to understand the demographic here though. 4chan is made up of mostly shut in autist neckbeards. You cant really expect them to have great hygiene.

Regardless, you would be surprised how many people dont wash their jeans. I think even the CEO of Levi condones it. Sick times we are living in bro.

>>1330072
mirin

>>1330673
>>1330673
>weak
>prak
lmao

>>1331299
https://uofa.ualberta.ca/news-and-events/newsarticles/2011/01/jeansremainsurprisinglycleanafterayearofwear
The amount of germs on the jeans after a few months is basically the same as after a few days.

>>1330023
I've worn the same pair of jeans for 5+ years, I bought them before jeans started to cost 150+. They don't smell and only need washed when they're visibly covered in dirt.

>>1330125
Hell yea anon

Scrape sweat from body, allow it to evaporate and reuse the salt for cooking.

>>1331515
Cotton is not antibacterial. It also doesn't rot off your legs, which is what your holding up as a triumph of hygiene.

Sweat doesn't require bacteria to smell bad.

>>1331749
>your
Ugh

>>1331320
>Leave them for a month and you have a biohazard there.
I guess it's lucky I don't eat off the backcrotch of my pants?

>>1331256
Just realised your trip code says 'weak'. Sounds about right.

>>1330023
>>1330025
>>1330032

If you wear them a few times, fold them and put them in a large ziplock bag or air tight bag then put them in the freezer over night.

It will kill any bacteria on them making them smell fresh again without having to wash them and having them fade.

Have a mini freezer in my room i do this with daily. Havent done any wash uless i spill food or something on them

>>1333483

plus it feels absolutely amazing in the summer time putting on frosty clothing unless its dress shirts then u have to iron them ; /

>>1330023
mix your piss with some pond water for a cheap and tasty salad dressing.

>>1333486

bear grylls spotted.

>>1330023
>keep a sauce sachet in your wallet to avoid paying for sauce when you go out
>buy 2-ply toilet paper but use only one ply at a time - you'll get 2 for the price of 1

I only buy h&m and forever 21 mens.
it sounds dumb but the deals they have are incredible, check it out http://www.hm.com/us/products/sale/men
its cheap and looks decent. thin too, so in summer its real nice

>>1333483
ebay seller here, can confirm this is 100% true

>>1330072
>buying diapers & shoes

Decadent swine!

>>1333483
Freezing does not necessarily kill germs.
It just prevents them from accumulating or breeding.
Many germs simply go into suspended animation when frozen.
Having said that, I suppose nuking them in a microwave would work.
Source : Uncle Buck

>>1333600

im going to just stick with freezing its been working well.

>>1333545
nigger h&m clothes will literally dissolve in your closet over time

>>1333483
Freezing doesn't kill bacteria you mong.

>>1330025

selvedge master race?

>>1333663

i got some h&m jeans i wear to lab everyday. had them about 3 years and they held up fine. major fading but they still look decent and i'm not gonna ruin nice clothes in da lab. also, fuck lab coats

>>1330499
>this idiot fell for the "clean = good" meme.

Every other nation on the planet in the Eastern regions are bewildered at how much us idiots in the West wash ourselves.
And using anti-bacterials and bleach on everything? Fucking crazy.

You only need to clean because you cleaned.
Humans have a natural smell, which is not strong or disgusting like BO is.
BO comes about because you wash all the bacteria off your body and the bad odour-causing bacteria are the quickest to re-colonize your skin.

Bacteria is not bad.
Your whole body has more bacterial cells than human cells.
You are a walking bacteria castle.

If you were to be brought up in a sterile, no bacteria environment from birth, you wouldn't make it past the age of 5.

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learn to cook your own food, it's cheaper than eating out

bake homemade breads

avoid travelling by car, grab a bike instead

Try to grow your own vegetables if you can

also gonna drop few infographs

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>>1334077
how to make homemade noodles

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>>1334083
how to grow potatoes

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>>1334088
some /fit/ recipe

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>>1334098

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>>1334107
some lockpick tips if you're that desperate

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>>1334115
some emergency tips

that's all i have now

>>1334124
This is such a horribly common mistake when people plan for disasters or emergencies of a lesser nature: not rotating your stores.

Unless you are buying food that has been dried to within an inch of vacuums dryness, that foods going to go off even in controlled temps.


Equally, learning how to compost properly is a good skill.
That way you can recycle your shit and some un-eaten food scraps.

Going full recycle-mad and doing aquaponics is even better, but has more overhead to get in to and requires powered or manual operation.

>>1330058

Underbaited

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Tips to save money
>wear blue balls. You can fuck only with blue beaten balls and no one will ever question why you always have bruised blue balls every day. This saves money on children.

>>1334070
You must live in a white neighborhood.

You've clearly never had to be around somalians and hmongs. They smell like absolute fucking garbage, it's disgusting. Hell, I just met this girl that was visiting from sweden who doesn't use deodorant and her stench made me want to throw up.

>>1330058
You can also make spare cash selling the Saracens you capture during the crusade.

>>1334070
>And using anti-bacterials and bleach on everything? Fucking crazy.
Exactly. A lot of diseases nowadays happen because your body is in a super clean environment all the time - your immune system doesnt know how to handle a normal dose of bacteria anylonger.

>>1330041
I'm pretty sure that's illegal, anon. I hope you aren't doing that, because if you are the FBI is definitely going to send you to prison at Gwontonimo Bay.

>>1330673
>>1331256
Confirmed for having no auto-immune system
You won't even survive the winter, kid

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>>1335730
> auto-immune

I used to wash my jeans after every use and they were all 100$+ brand names.
Then I started living on my own and realized frugality is more important than vanity.
i about 4 pairs of nice jeans & a couple pairs of suit pants. I only wash after about 5 uses or until it's dirty noticeably or smells.
> Running washing machine is expensive
> Running dryer is expensive
> Laundry detergent isn't cheap
> Jeans arent cheap (the more you wash the more it wears out)
> time isn't cheap (I save about a half hour a week)

>>1330041
I don't believe you faggot

This is one of those get rich quick schemes

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>>1335840
DEJA VU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

> Get hired by downtown restaurant.
> Rich people and hipsters eat this shit up.
> Get paid $13 an hour as dishwasher after taxes.
> 2 Free lunches everyday.
> Eat fried chicken with the head chef while packing fried chicken.
> 4:1 female to male ratio
> Waitress wants my dick.
> Won't stop flirting with me.
> Head chef wants apprentice.
> Don't want to be apprentice but go along with it cause why the fuck not.
> Amish assistant cleans while I drink.
> Bartender mad that I'm not drinking enough.
> Waitress brings grog for me belly.
> Go outside to clean garbage cans.
> Pajeet thinks I am fellow brother in arms and offers to clean it for me.
> Sip drink while watching.
> Thank Pajeet for his services.
> He doesn't even work here.
> Chefs constantly putting out leftover food because rich people change their mind.
> Eat a plate of mashed potatoes and five sausages.
> Dump three plates of mashed potatoes and over twenty sausages into the trash cause no one is hungry.
> Leave with a handful of candy and a burger.

I'm going to fuck that waitress.

>>1330041
My uncle did this and now he drives a toyota camry.

>>1338395
W-what city anonkun

Stop paying for drinks, drink water since it's healthier for you and free.

Stop eating out in restaurants. Pack your own lunch.

>>1338723
Somewhere in Toronto. I came in today and my coworker gave me a quarter pounder with fries that he bought and didn't want. Coworker offers brunch but I'm full. Waitress runs in a few minutes later and drags me to the bar for brunch. By the time I leave I've already eaten 2 burgers, a bunch of bacon and eggs and refused some other food they tried to give me. Fuck I should get takeout next time they ask. All this happened in a five hour shift and today wasn't busy at all.

>>1330673
Henry fucking ford if memory serves.

>>1331441
/Fa/ Is 4chans biggest board. Go on there and say you wash your jeans.
I fucking dare you.

>>1330023
Poop before you shower so you can just wash the poop away instead of using toilet paper. I use 1 roll every 2 months

Eat a big meal before you go grocery shopping, you'll buy less food

Eat dry rice with a multi vitamin and water. The rice will expand making you feel full while you get all your nutrition from the vitamin

Never turn the lights in your house on, you can see in the dark perfectly fine

Get a brita water filter and drink from your tap for cheap water

Pirate illegal movies for your entertainment, it's much cheaper than going outside.

If you're hungry but don't want to buy food, just swallow air, it will curb your hunger for a while.

In college for dinner I would go to mcdonalds and get the large soda for 99cents, and bring a box of cheerios. I would drink the soda and pour the dry cerial directly into my mouth. You can basically get 5-6 full meals for just 8$

If you want to get really fancy. Burger king has coupons on the back of their receipts. Buy a drink and fry and you get a free whopper. You just have to call in and do a quick survey. When you complete the survey, get a value fry and value drink for just 2$ and you'll get a free whopper.

I used to do all of these things in college

Work at Walmart, 10/hr, full time with benefits.
I do some stuff to try to live cheap, but not always. I got some habits to break such as buying junk food during my breaks. Anyway, my list of shit I do to try to save and to make extra money and other shit.

Work
>Free filtered water at work, bring my own water jug.
>Free coffee at work.
>Free doughnuts on mondays and free bananas and sometimes oranges every other day. Sometimes I take extras home.
>Accept tips from people when loading their cars with bags of soil or mulch. Fuck you Walmart.

Home/Everywhere else
>Try to drink water more, also make tea once in a while.
>Reuse the same glass for drinking water for about 5 days, if it doesn't get dirty before.
>Use a fan at home. I use two Lasko fans, because they are not shit and move a lot of air. I use a stand up one and one of the windmachine one.
>When it cools down (summer time, nights or when raining) open a window.
>Have 2 blankets for the winter so I don't have to have my heater turned up at night.
>Dumpster dive, I take stuff I can use, or tech that I can keep for myself or resell (sometimes it needs to be fixed). And yes, I clean anything I take with clorox wipes. I never take food.
>I have a mismatch sock that I use for wiping dust off my stuff.
>Craigslist can have some nice stuff in the free section, sometimes you can even flip it on Facebook, back on CL, eBay, or Amazon.
>Making my stuff last, such as my desktop computer and other electronics.
>Watch tv shows and movies on one of many ""free"" streaming websites. (Make sure your anti virus is up to date, find a website that isn't shit, I also try to find sites that use HTML5 video player).
>Work out at home and go jogging.

>>1340414

Shit you can do/try, but I haven't tried.
>Have a garden, even if its a small one that you can keep on your deck.
>Learn to cook. (I can cook some items, need to learn more).
>Learn to make different sandwiches so you won't get burnt out eating the same damn sandwich. Same with other foods that you don't have to cook.
>Walmart "replacement/upgrade" or just free money. Return broken shit you find while dumpster diving that Walmart or other stores sell. Buy the samething in store, replace new item with busted/used item, and return it to the store. Worried if they might check the item and numbers? Then swap out the casing.
>Live in your car or get a van and live in it.

Skills. Learning skills can save you money, you can learn a lot of shit for free from the internet.
>Learn to fix your own stuff. For me that is Electronics and Computers.
>Depending on what skill you are learning, freelance for extra money.
>Sex sells, if you are a woman, cam whore yourself.

>>1333483
How do you get all of the dirt and oil out of them?

>>1333600
Microwave won't work as they have metal on them

>>1334072
>do all of this bullshit to make grilled cheese
>somehow it is supposed to be frugal

You're fucking retarded

>>1338723
Valhalla

>>1330910

"Anon smells like ass and dick so much should we tell him?"

"No Nance, that would be rude ... just leave him and his pillow wife or whatever alone before he shoots us all"

>>1331441
The CEO of Levis probably has an endless supply of jeans, and I doubt he means wear them every day and never wash them. 4chan is full of gross NEET shut in faggots