Biz what do you want? Could you list it word for word right

clients

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>>1309235
>clients
Congratulations meet your newest client.

Shitposting.

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>>1309242
You just finished shitposting university, here's your degree!

>>1309249
>Vice President Snacks

How old is this degree exactly?

>>1309261
2 years

>>1309222
I want to be 220lbs, ~10% bodyfat

I want to have about $100k/year in income strictly from my investments

Then I think i will be happy

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>>1309309
Congratulations!

>>1309222
A million acres of land
50 million in cash
A beautiful loyal, virgin wife

>>1309222
>Biz what do you want?
never to work again
be free wandering the lands that no human touched before
stuff like that

>>1309222
I swear I'd be happy with 20 million dollars in cash.

Having more money makes life much easier and less stressful.

Pussy, money, immortality, health.

never have to work
cute loyal girl
lots of guns
doing whatever I want

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>>1309427

>>1309222

Extraordinary financial success.

>>1309454
i like how the random croc has some sort of nuclear device on his back

>>1309222
To be a billionaire from trading penny stocks

>>1309222

A million Trumpcoins before November

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>>1309222
>A confortable life where i can live by my investments alone and work for pleasure in my hoobies
>A beautiful loyal wife and 5 kids
>go back to reading a book per week
>finally reach 170lbs with 12% bodyfat
>a house like this

that's pretty much it

>>1309222
i want to bury my face between that asian girl's asscheeks and start licking and sucking on her tight little asshole as she squirms and moans korean gibberish that i dont even care to understand.

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>>1309222
I just want to pop out and hang out with my pops in gangster paradise.

All I have to do for that to happen is wait. Being a bond is so surreal. I'm such a whelp.

>>1309350
>A beautiful loyal, virgin wife
so you'll never have sex with her or what..?

>>1309222

looks like my ex except small boobs and ugly face

Only 2 things i want

>model gf
>several millions

Will get this b4 40

To save the world from the tyranny of the social liberals and paranoid commie fags

But I cannot accomplish this, just give me my waifu

Actually I can't get that either, just give me the money to buy whatever I want and make people do silly things for scholarship money and still have plenty of retirement money

47 virgins

>>1309222
you bouncing up and back
down micalk
>conditions - always conditions - just steppin in to tell you what conditions my conditions are yin
1) I'll be double wrapped so bring ur cute lil bottle of herslickery
2) fourteen minutes not a second longer you got to bounce after the bounce or swear u get bounced >notveryfunstyle.webm
3)don't think about showing up til u get those fuggin nails attended to. baldheaded christ mane have some gottame consideration. <thx for face hide v1.2

>>1310680
o ya already got me biz.
on schedule for 375k gross/195k net-net
first yr for inc. previous six yrs sole-pro
and ya I bust my ass so deserve the partaytime when I can

>>1309222
an island, worth around a million dollars

the skills to live on said island- fishing, growing gardens, growing fruit trees

the government to then fuck off and never bother me again


i can probably get the first two, but the third is nigh impossible

>>1310519
and if you don;t?

>>1310680
>>1310688
are you retarded? or do you just pretend to be retarded online? what in the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>1309597
you have 5 kids. you won't much time for yourself until they are all grown up and gtfo the house.

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>>1309345
That's some top tier memeing my man

>>1309222
Freedom.

Financial freedom

Never have tobwork another dat y in my life

about $5 million

enough money that i never have to work again and can spend my life travelling all over the world and fucking hookers.

i just want enough money to go full neet
i hope to get it through btc

I want more Bitcoin

>>1310836
that's mr retard of the year to you
saying this retard runs his own biz and guess wat? we're hiring! retards that is, would u like a job?
we're a progressivie fast paced co w/ plenty room for advancement
waddya say spergboy

10k before the end of August

>>1310696
WORD

no. 3 happens after you acquire adequate defense forces and the skill to lead them

protip: crop production/output most loikely will suffer as result

Totally agree

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I want to enjoy making money without being a wageslave. I want to own a very simple business and live within my means.

I'graduated and have been working in IT since last August and I think I've had enough. There's too much work, I'm expected to do too much and people get pissed off with me when I inevitably can't do what they ask because I have such a fucking pile up of crap I have to do.

I started investing in "safe" stocks so I'll see how that goes, I've been shitting £1000 a month into these same 10 companies and I get atleast 1 dividend payment a month which is pretty nice.

I've just started selling ebooks on Amazon, old uni work. There only about 3000 words each and they're introductions into certain technologies, I get 1 - 3 sales a day which is nice.

But I just want to quit my job, I don't know if I'm going about it the right way

>>1312662
ooooooo danger will robinson!
not sure dumping monies into stawks at this particular junction is wise - even trophy co's
look for even less risk - think pm's steer clear of etfs always diversify
good on the ebook thing, shows aptitude, drive..
about the yob - need to nip it at bud. sit with supervisor and discuss issue/solution. if this goes nowhere escalate til you get positive result. don't allow it to fester, most detrimental for you
I did IT for 10yrs, net-eng and I know your pain. my first co was IT - consultancy for 5yrs/my current co is unrelated, but more successful
save while you figure out what your co will do
by that time you'll have enough seed $
don't lose focus you'll get there
>no wageslave
>live within my means
the vision is strong with this one

>>1312584
someone tell me it's possible

>>1312890
it's possible

>>1312890
Well do you believe its possible?

>>1309345
>>1309309
10/10

>>1312893
Thanks anon

>>1313654
Possibly. Trying to pay for American uni is a bitch. Trying to pay for it yourself cause your parents are financial retards and lack any fiscal responsibility is bitch who's blasting my ass.

>>1309222
I want to fuck the shit out of the girl in OP's pic

There's no point in 99 percent of the shit you guys are listing.

I want two things in life.

1. To love someone with all my heart and for them to love me back just the same.

2. To die for a purpose greater than myself and in doing so, experience rapture.

That's it.

>>1309222
bitcoin

>>1313782
with you until

"experience rapture"

whu?

old age isn't a good enough reason to die

>>1313782
>greater purpose
>experience 'rapture'
you're shit out of luck then. tard.