So I have a very common first and last name and would like to

>nickname
>business purposes
Dude, why not try to finish school first then worry about trying to make it.

Take a numbers from you pay stub. Or social security number. Then encode it in base64.

My name would be. NWRydGRyd2U2NTY1NA==aaaaahelpmee

Just change ya name you stupid fool.

My name can pass as Jewish or Arabic but I look white so I am very flexible.

>>1301593
Call me TmljZSB0cnkgZmFnZ290

>>1301585
>buy ouija board
>ask Satan
>???????
>profit

>>1301585
just go with "cuck"

>>1304124

I would actually recommend
>McCuck
just to be a bit more unique

Forty Fs.

>>1301585

Just go with a powerful name no one will forget.

Valdus Clinton

Ragnar Trump

Lorcan Magnar

Ballard Harding

>>1304869
>Bruce Wayne

Give mints to everyone at work, then you'll be known with a mint nickname.

> Mint Matthew
> Mint Mikey
> Mint Mark

>>1304885
>you'll be known with a mint nickname
yeah, but only if your name starts with m.
otherwise, you'll end up with something lame, like "doublemint dave"

>>1301585

Just go with Ryan Kennedy. The associations built up in everyone's mind around these two are far too strong to ignore. It will literally be 50% of your success. Now tip me eth for doing the hard work for you.

>>1301600

nice try

I did this, ended up going with Jett Steel. Everyone still calls me Sheldon tho. Fucking Big Bang Theory...

>>1301585

T-bone.

>>1304869

All shit.

>>1301585

Super shitty names

>>1301585
who's that wumun?

>>1305324
BEZOOPLIS

>>1304911
>goals
I take spearmint to work every day and my name is Steve.

Holding out for my nickname to become Steve the mint guy

>>1306396
>my name is Steve
Your name is not Steve.

>>1301585

This is why you don't wear tight dresses if you have stomach fat. Disgusting.

>>1301585
>not enjoying a chameleon-like name that makes you untraceable

It's like the Jews who bear the name Cohen, senpai