How to make 895$ US quick? Long story short, I fucked up and

what kind of car payment is 895 dollars?

>>1299997
It all depends on how many dicks you can suck off in a day.

>>1300004
The parts alone retail value 1,100, it's a economy car, I misheard when they told me the cost of everything with discount

>>1299997
there is no fucking way, unless you get lucky at a roulette table.

>>1299997

Suck it up, borrow, if you cant then find an arrangement with a dealer. You need to be careful with what you sign and read properly, how to hell do you mitigate risk with stupidity
Be smart instead, you're not in a position to "make" money when you screwed up and you're under pressure. The end justifies the means is a flawed modus operandi when you don't have liquidity buffer, get your shit together

>>1300005
He could give handjobs. Take two guys at a time using the middle out technique and he'll be raking it in.

>>1299997
You let this be a lesson to you to save up an emergency fund so that you're never in this position again.

>>1300017
Sure you can stroke more dicks, but a single mouth does a better job of getting them off.

Like hiring two interns for a complex task rather than a senior specialist.

>>1299997
$6 /hr jobs tend to get filled quickly. 8hrs a day, 18 days and you will get your $895

Invest the 95 dollars you had ready to pay the bill with into a quality pair of kneepads. The rest will come naturally.