>dude just take out another student loan to pay back the first

>>1298194
No one can be that stupid.

"Dude just get an assassin to kill the addassin you can't pay!"

>>1298194

How do you know that, Juan? You aren't even a US citizen.

>going to school

For what purpose?, just grab a few books and start reading.

>>1298397
>yeah dude I can totally perform this surgery operation, I read a few books!

can make sense if the interest rate is lower on the second loan

>>1298220
If you think of it, as long as the assassin doesnt know he was hired to kill another assassin it might work

>>1298397
>Yeah, you can give me the job, I read a few books

>>1298194
That's essentially what I'm doing by getting another degree yes

>>1298465
Hey if theres a good competency test and they pass it then why not?
Oh thats right, crony capitalism

>>1298461
You'd still be paying compounding interest.

>>1298339
The only reason it would work with assassins MAYBE is they have no interest.

>>1298462
>Implying there is an Assassin's Union to prevent this sort of shit
Imagine the workers comp

>>1298194
>tfw $50k in debt
>got readmitted for my last semester
>but they cut my aid $14k
>have to take out a private loan for the rest

No way I'll pay it off unless I have a degree. Wish I hadn't cucked myself in the first place but I was lost after high school.

Best part is though
>had another $50k debt in my dads name but he is disabled now and it got forgiven

>>1299302
>implying a scab assassin won't to do just as good a job for half the price

>>1298724
Would you rather your wife's baby be delivered by an obstetrician or the 20 something next door who read some biology books with your wife last year?

>>1298726
Care to expand on that for a complete /biz/ retard please?