Just got a job as a valet at a strip club and am wondering what

>>1292322
Your in for strippers coming outside on their smoke breaks and talking to you while you getting paid my nigga

>>1292322
you are in for parking cars for lonely men. what city are you in?

>>1292322
Sounds like an opportunity, you'll meet a lot of people.

Sell drugs as a side business, don't get caught.

Keep your head down and do your job. Never flirt with the strippers. Just listen to their stupid shit if they want to rant.

You are gonna see some shit. Keep your mouth shut and do your job, and you'll make cash and possibly get laid too.

OP make sure you learn how to drive a stick shift.

You lucky man.

If I ever have an American Beauty - Kevin Spacey moment, that would be the job I would do.

>>1292322
Getting your dick sucked every night you lucky fucker. Remember to stock up on coke and ice.

Don't date a stripper.Don't date a stripper. DO NOT DATE A STRIPPER.
Don't be stupid and just stick to doing your job.

>>1293822
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss. Just don't ever get involved with anyone you work with. Shit is just not worth it.

>>1293822
>date
Naw.

>fuck
Yes. Just make sure to use protection. A lot of strippers are also escorts.

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>>1292987

Underrated post. This is actually fantastic advice for any job (just replace strippers with co-workers).

>>1292322

How the fuck did you get the job?

>>1295823
His mom had a connection

>>1295823
>How the fuck did you get the job?
Only on /biz/ are people stupid enough to think this is a good job. They pay is going to be shit, the tips are going to be small, and your hourly take home is going to be shit. Plus you'll be blamed for every scratch, ding, and scrape on a car ... even when you didn't do it. Oh, and don't stand up for yourself in any dispute with a customer because you'll be fired. Hell, you'll be fired anyway because you're doing a monkey's job.

This is one-half tier above gas station attendant and car wash attendant. About the same as cab driver, but probably worse. Immigrant tier, in other words.

>>1295831

HEY OH

>>1292322
You will meet a lot of people who have cash to splash, or are just lonely.

Try and be talkative and get some connections never know if a guy will give you a better job.

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>>1295957
>a guy will give you a better job

>be employer with great job opportunity for right candidate
>hire any of thousands of unemployed college grads or jobless MBAs?
>nope, hire guy who parked my car at the titty bar
mfw

>>1295831
ooooooooooo

>>1292947
This. I was working as a valet and sold drugs during my shifts. Ended up making around 120k/yr. This was in Vegas like 4 years ago btw.

>>1296433
How old are you?

>>1292987
Best advice you'll get here.

>>1292322
is it at least a high end strip club? if it isnt sounds like youre gonna be driving a lot of neck beard shit boxes

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>>1296433
>mfw I am a valet at a prestigious country club
>any job i want 300k starting

Aren't the valets the guys who pat down strippers and visitors for guns and drugs?

>>1296712
thats the bouncers/security

>>1295831
REKT

>>1293554
OP will have plenty of time to learn using customer's clutches.