I just lost 12k playing roulette and just found out i might get

I'm desperate

gamble the rest and hope you win this time

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will you are lucky anon since i can predict the future

this what gonna happen:

1- you will still be in shock for couple of hours
2- you will blame yourself
3- then you gonna start blaming others for not stopping you
4-become angry with the world and blaming those "casinos"
5- you start coming with exuses for your loss
6- then you will start to realize how you fucked yourself royally
7- after that the sadness hit hard and you start to cry
8- cry yourself to sleep while realizing you fucked your entire life over

>>1286805
I only have 3k left in my saving account. I can't. Im scared.

>>1286813
Go fuck yourself.

I lost 1400 today. I feel you. I'm requesting to blacklist myself so I can't have this shit anymore.

>>1286837
i see you reached 3 already

anyhow my advice is : you cant change what happened just move on with your 3k left in the bank and don't become a fucking gambling addict

AND GO TALK TO YOUR FAMILY ! this is the most important, let them know what you did and they will bitch at you but they will stand beside you in your crisis which more can be said then an online image board

>>1286840
I might need to do thr same but i want leave my options open. I keep telling myself i can win it back if i try again nut deep down i know thats stupid.

>>1286847
No. I need financial advice not family counseling and bekng yelled at

>>1286851
You're an adult and you need to be responsible for the actions you did. I am sad that I lost the money but I will prevent it from ever happening again.

I can help OP!

Now, 12k is a LOT of money. But! Don't fear! You say you have 3k left so you're not ENTIRELY destitute. Go out and buy yourself some kneepads, I can tell you from experience this is a good investment. Now, it takes the average man 5 minutes to achieve orgasm from fellatio. If you factor in another 10 minutes to find another client that's roughly four blowjobs a minute. Since I'm guessing you're not very attractive, you will probably only be able to charge 5 bucks a pop at best. Maybe you can offer specials like an extra five dollars for a swallow. You could easily manage 20/hour and since prostitution is illegal this will be tax free! Work for 10 hours a day and you've got 200 buckaroos after 40 dicks. Work five days a week and after 200 dicks you'll have 1000 dollars (and I'm not even factoring in your swallow special). After twelve weeks and 2400 dicks you'll have made all your money back!

Good luck OP!

>>1286798
>lost 12k playing roulette
why tho?

Gamble the 3k in a desperate bid to win your money back. If it doesn't work out, you can always eat a gun.

>>1286798
Get your shit together, find a job, work, live your life and finally die. You arnt handicapped are you?

play small until red comes up like 8 times then a row then bet everything on black, because it'll be due by then

>>1286871
:^)

>>1286851
so you want to pay someone to tell you you fucked up ?
just imagine that fucking conversation

>i fucked up man,, i gave away my money to the casino jews
>dont worry i got your back goy oy vay
>i will loan you 12k with interest* dont worry
>ALL ON BLACK ! "land on red"
>oh well guess you are 34 k in debt with interest* now (laughs maniacally)

just dont bother fâm

look i know you don't want the yelling to happen but it WILL happen at least own up to your mistake, they will be angry but after a while they will forgive you and start helping you get back on your feet

family>Goy merchents

Welcome to gambling you piece of shit degenerate. Sorry you lost but your shekels pay for the Comps I get when I go to Vegas and stay in my villa. I wish you were in front of me so I could laugh in your face and punch you in your whiny bitch mouth.

>>1286862
I started off 150 up then lost 50, then 200. Then j played outside with 1000 chips. I was desperate to win it back. I lost it all. I went home and i went back. Losr even more. 3 hours of me driving and screaming at myself and pe peopke staring at me

>>1286851
>No. I need financial advice not family counseling and bekng yelled at
Here's your financial advice: Stop gambling money you can't afford to lose.

>>1286798
did you bet on red?

>>1286929
>/biz/
Asking the important questions

>>1286876
Kek

>>1286910
Why? Lost a grand, should have cut it there.

Next time break your bet into 36 parts and always bet on green.

12k is not the end of the world, you lost your own money so it's not like you fucked over anyone but yourself, and you can find other jobs. Just calm down. You will still be here in one year, in five years and probably in ten years. What you should really focus on now is making a plan for what happens next. If you think you might get fired start looking for jobs, look for a cheaper apartment etc.

Since you have these issues I recommend getting into therapy. I get that you can't tell your family and that money is tight, but getting one hour of counselling short-term might be worth it. Once you are back on your feet with regards to money I really recommend getting into therapy and working on yourself.

More gambling is a really bad idea IMO.

Put the 3K on green and let that shit roll!

>>1286804
>>1286910
>I'm desperate
>not already out sucking dick

Why are you still here OP?

>>1286798

stop gambling.

>>1286860
lol

>>1286798
I play roullete alot. What bets were you placing? I always play the same numbers every time.

>>1286910
Was this at Mohegan Sun in CT?

Start betting on sports. 3k is a decent bankroll

>>1286851
Tell your family so they can get they can get a head start on leaving you, scumbag

>>1286910
Happened the same to me with Poker (while I'm a top player of my room)
- Lost Online
- Go Live and lost like 4 times more
- Go online and lose the same amount than in Live

=> Now I'm getting back to Uni. at 25 fucking years old but Idc, tired of gambling and want a real job that pay a lot in Business & Finance.

>>1286840
Lost nearly 6 grand in December.

It still hurts. I learnt my lesson and stopped.

Until last monday. I had to go for a shit and the closest toilet was a pub. Went in did the deed. Walking past the pokies(slots), put $50 in, hit the feature on my second hit.

Win 7 hundred and something. Hit the 'gamble' button, chose red. Win! Doubled.

I ended up walking away with 1300, so i left to get my bus to the gym, walking past a pub to the gym. Think fuck it ill have a cheeky slap, go in lose about 600, then hit a feature, win 1200, move machines, hit another feature boom another 600, move machines hit another feature, win 1000. Walk out with $3805.

Try to goto the bank and bank it but their renovating. Fuck i'm not going to the gym with $3800 in my wallet I can barely close the fucker. Decide to head home as theirs a bank near there. The bus stop is literally right outside another pub. Go in, end up losing $1300.

Leave and bank the rest.

Still feel depressed that I didn't walk away sooner.

After typing this I realised that there's a lot of pubs near bus stops.

>>1287147
I suggest having a "diversified portfolio"

I always put some on a colour, some on 1st or 2nd 18 and atleast 10% of what I have on the table to 0 or green just to cover my bases. than I let my "gamble" bet goto either a street or random numbers etc.

>>1286798

The only thing that brave men can do, OP.

Start over.

>>1287363

Actually, you could also get a personal loan of 12k from a bank. They will give it to you without much hassle.

You will be virtually where you started but have a reminder that you need to repay it.

It will be weird, but worth it. Making payments for money that you already have, plus a little more. I recommend everyone do it once.

>>1287285
>this is how Euros really live

>>1286798
carry on. you fucked up, but $12k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. get a better job, cut your spending, stop gambling and it'll have very little impact on your life aside from being a catalyst to improve yourself.

>>1286871
You got your MBA at Harvard too!

You are an extreme loser, OP. Suicide is a good choice for you

>>1286832
Put 1 dollar on red and double your next bet until you win. You cannot lose using this ONE SIMPLE TIP CASINOS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT(tm). Trust me I am a math major (300k starting and any job) and this is how I made my first million.

>>1286813
>then you will start to realize how you fucked yourself royally
He's a gambling addict. Gambling addicts never reach this stage because -by definition- they are retarded.

>mfw everyone online always claims Martingale is a scam
>mfw won 100€ in football bets and gambled myself up to 4700 with Martingaling

I know I have been a bit lucky but if you play roulette you should use that system.

>>1286798
Op for real here are some crypto currencies about to pump in the coming month

Bitcoin
Lisk
nxt
Waves
Eth

Thatll at least get you some of your money back

>>1286860
>that's roughly four blowjobs a minute

Either you need to work on your math, or you're really good at your trade

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>>1286798

This is what is called natural selection in the 21st century.

If you don't end up dying, please do not reproduce OP.

>>1287789
I hope Eth gets above $15 this time

>>1286798
Play a better game.

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>>1286860
>blowies
He could could double his money by doing two handies at half price. The problem would be finding three people to work at the same time, which is why I'm developing a prostitution market disruption app that connects people who "need a hand" or "lip service" with people providing those services.

>>1287789
Lisk is about to be destroyed by an Ethereum update.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/4mqn50/why_js_javascript_is_not_putting_up_the_numbers/

>>1287765
I am always amazed that I live among idiots like this guy who honestly have no clue that they're idiots.

>>1287245
>tfw same but BTC gambling online
>win big on unfavorable hand
>Chinese pump BTC to the moon
>cash out
I don't think I broke even, but man did that ever mitigate my losses. Poker Copilot told me that I lost $3000 in two months, which I'm pretty sure is fucking impossible, but I was definitely in the red.

Thanks to the sudden boost in BTC, I might actually break almost sorta even.

hoping to break even if siacoin does well. I'm about 50 dollars away. now it's just the principle of the thing

>>1286832
Save $15.08
Top of the line kneepads + tax
You're welcome

learn card counting and basic blackjack strategy. play blackjack and pray to win

>>1288930
>learn card counting
Modern casinos have worked to eliminate this by using automatic deck shufflers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnqDjMKij5E

Literally built into the table, done in under a minute, and eliminates the possibility of card counting entirely

>>1288930
you're suggesting the strategy used in the movie "21" which is based on Ben Merzrich's book "Bringing down the house". Even the book mentions that casinos have long learned to counter this method by switching decks while shuffling, and some other methods.

>>1286798
go visit a psychologist, dumbass

>>1286860
And he would save money on food if everyone pays for a swallow, they probably would but only at a half price discount.

Put 12k more on black

>>1286871
I do this for living, you can't lose with this strategy. Kekking at wagecucks everyday.

>>1286860
What does a male hooker earn?

>>1288375
Why exactly?

So let's say you goto a video roulette, wait for it to hit black like 7 times in a row, and then bet $50 on red...

Black again? 100 on red

Black again? 200 on red...400..800..

up to a predetermined amount that you were willing to lose... What're the chances of losing it all? (obviously it decreases the higher the amount you're willing to bet)

>>1289830
>>1289804

>>1289830
That's how Nick Leeson crashed Barings bank. There is no probability increase that Red will hit just because Black hit 7 times in a row, each spin is an isolated incident in time and has no influence over the result of the next spin. It's the same with tossing a coin, just because heads comes up 7 times in a row, it cannot effect the result of the 8th spin.

>>1289830
You know nothing about probability, anon. The odds of hitting red is always the same, even if you've hit black 12,000 times.

>>1290280

Yes, I agree. The poster we are talking about is implying that because Black comes up 7 times, you bet on red because it's hit black so many times.

>>1286798
Get a loan anduse the money to win your money back

>>1286798
Everyone knows you go all in on red twice and walk