Why doesn't /biz/ have investment guides so newfags can

>>1275633
Buy the dip on MGT, or whatever the latest meme stock is.

>>1275633
>Why doesn't /biz/ have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying?

You shouldn't take financial advice from neets and teenagers.

>>1275645

I did and I made 14.88 million dollars this year on trump coins.

>>1275654
Pleb tier. I made $1337billion this year on trump coins.

>>1275654
>>1276000
faggots, I lost 3 cents on ETH.
am I alpha now?

>>1275633
I grew my 200$ into 200,000$ using forex..

>>1276025
HELP FUCKING TELL US HOW

>>1275633
Why doesn't /biz/ have a crypto/shitcoin ETF so I can make money on this crypto circus guarenteed

>>1276025
Scalping?

>>1275633
Then write one, fag

You cant really put yolo investing into a guide.

>>1275633
>Why doesn't /biz/ have investment guides
because the mongs here aren't investing, as they lack the funds.
"losing your money via penny stocks on your phone app"
that would be a good one for this board

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>>1276000
Literally poor tier

I made 1 bazillion dollars on trump plus I banged ivanka on several occasions :)

>>1277625
>"hurr, i studied econ, my professor and my books have taught me everything i need to know about stocks. 0.02% profit per year are absolutely fine! hehe, look at all these kids who make money via cryptos and pennies. they're SO DUMB. and look, they use robinhood, it's free, FREE, that can't be good. must be designed for kids. i'll stick to a few hundreds of dollars commission fees to my favorite broker mr. goldberg. he's the only one i can trust. now excuse me, i need to have a serious discussion on that kenian stockbroker board."

please, kill yourself.

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>>1277727
>look at all these kids who make money via cryptos and pennies
clearly, you're new to this board

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cus if it wuz easy den errybody would b doin it, nomsayin

>>1275645
>You shouldn't take financial advice from neets and teenagers.
I bought GXY in April and made $5000, but you are right. The guy that posted hat it backed up though.

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>>1277727
Someone got a little defensive..

>>1277727
keked

>>1275633
Invest in low MER index funds

>>1275633

> A guide to making money

might as well make a guide to all of life.

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>taking advice from /biz/

stay poor

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Cause fuck you that's why

This >>1275633 is what they should be teaching in schools instead of courses on how to be a faggot

>>1275633
what fucking job is this ?

>>1277625
basically this. there is no magic secret to investing.. one just needs capital

which sadly, /biz/ doesnt have

>>1275633
Probably because there isn't any unanimous opinion. Maybe it would be good to have a sticky that explains different approaches to investing, like technical analysis, fundamental analysis, modern portfolio theory, etc.

>>1278870
>buy coin at .10
>sell at 8
that's profit, m8

>>1279145
In OP's picture? Probably just some analyst bullshit. The guys don't have dealer-boards in front of them (the boxes that let us call each other between banks and clients and shit) so they aren't traders or brokers.

>>1279357
I remember when I made my first $7.90...
It was better than sex.

biz Google Hangout happening right now!

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>>1279097
Wasn't this from a GXY thread?

>HowdoIdividend.jpg

>>1277660
Donald Trump pls

>>1279485
Night /biz/, let's do this again sometime.