I need a quick loan of $2000 to get back on my feet and get back

>>1264374


Bump out of desperation.

Webcam model.

I have some friends over at Ace Cash Express that could help you out. Tell 'em Ben Dover sent ya'.

Used to be a time when a man could make an honest living just sucking a few dicks behind the truck stop. $20 a pop, and you could have men lined up out the restroom door. Nowadays? Nothing. You can't make a dime since every crossdressing faggot on Craigslist is sucking dick for free.

That's why I'm voting for Hillary to bring back traditional gay values.

>>1264393

Would if i had a webcam

>>1264397
>>1264404

Knew I should have put inb4
scarfing a bag of dicks

>>1264374
>quick loan of $2000


nigga thats alotta money. thats like 2 months pay for average wage American.

>>1264414

I was making 60 grand annually before I was let go. And now my unemployment has run out and I need a boost to hold off homelessness and eating rats. Roomates threatening to kick me out by the first

>>1264417
thats what you get for living outside your means. enjoy homelessness. i did. also dont eat rats faggot. eat out dumpsters of big restaurants and beg for change.

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>>1264374


>Go on Craigslist
(no, not m4m this time)
>Free section
>Look for bikes/cars for free
(if you live in a rich city like me)
>Take so said bikes/cars before anyone else
>Sell back on CL for parts/as-is/used

>>1264417
God you're stupid as hell, how the hell did you not find something else before your neet bux ran out?

>>1264458


Suicide meme

>>1264374
you can go to a loanshark but if you don't pay they'll fuck you up

>>1264417
how are you gonna solve your problems with $2k when you couldn't solve them on unemployment?

>>1264671
>if you don't pay they'll fuck you up

Depending on the loanshark they might fuck you up anyway.

>>1264417
>Earned 60k
>Ignored /biz/ advice of saving money
>Comes crawling back to /biz/ asking about how to get a loan

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