>try and get an internship at a no name company >do you

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>Every job in your professional discipline

>masters degree and 5+ years experience *required*

>"Desired skills" at least 10 lines long

The economy is a complete fucking joke at this point. Might as well get into a life of crime at this point, probably pays better and has endless demand; and if shit goes south you've got a hot cot and 3 meals a day waiting for you.

I got a gig at a bulge bracket firm coming out of college

U jelly m8 ?

>>1255536
>job fair at a shitty university
>come across a noname software startup
>ask what they do
>dude just blanks for a second like he can't believe I haven't googled their company beforehand
>starts talking over my head with a condescending tone
>Ok are you hiring?
>referred to website (=yes, but not you)

And it actually WAS a random small noname company. I could have been more proactive, but they have to be losing out on talent by acting like microsoft.

>>1255544
Nice one.
I'm still in college so there's still SOME hope.

>>1255551
What a douchebag