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> Go to gym > Go to squat rack > Bar covered in Vaseline

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> Go to gym
> Go to squat rack
> Bar covered in Vaseline or something
> Walk over to employee
> Bar's greasy do you have a clean one?
> "Oh no Anon, that is our new system for maximizing coordination for cross-fit plan."
> Stare at employee for a moment
> I don't do cross-fit and just want to squat
> "Anon, you should try - it makes the bar harder to hold so you have to focus more."
> Stare blankly at employee
> Mutter "t-thanks" as I go to locker room.

Has anyone else's gym started BS like this? I don't even know what is real anymore.
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>>1254439
-> /fit
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>>1254439
I bet the Jews did this
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stop being weak and try it, it makes it hard to hold which incorporates more stabilizer muscles.

and please go on fit
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>>1254439
>> I don't do cross-fit and just want to squat
>> "Anon, you should try - it makes the bar harder to hold so you have to focus more."

>so, employee representative, in what aspect does making something with heavy weight harder to hold imply that you're are creating a safe environment for me to work out in? I sure hope I don't hurt myself and have to contact my lawyer about this...
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>>1254481
>get banned from every gym in the area
>never work out again
>end up looking like this
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>>1254489
He seems happy.
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>>1254497

he's dead

he was an online blogger or something and was featured on some show where doctors cut away all his fat and put him on a proper diet. He gained it all back and his family were feeding him the 15,000+ cal per day to keep him in that state.

He died at age 26. good riddance.
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>>1254556
Why did they want to keep him that way?
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>>1254564
To make him happy
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>>1254564
Because people will literally kill their own family for money/fame.
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OP here - posted in wrong board. Sorry. I better think of something /biz/ to avoid a mod.

How about those Fed minutes released today? Sounds like interest rate may go up sooner than later.
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>paying to exercise
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