>come in for interview >interview guy gives bone crushing

>>1238764
Lick your palm until it's sopping wet.
Then give your biggest smile and shake away.

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Ask him if he thundergrips when he faps.

Can guarantee he does, only way he developed that strength.

>>1238764
i hate these fuckers i usually just adjust to the same level of strength as the other party.
you can't go all in because you will crush some limpos hand but if they tighten up you do to.

>>1238764
spit on your palm then shake him.

>>1238764

Imagine that he handled your ass pennies

>>1238959
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>>1238764
the next time that happens, tighten up and don't let go until they go limp. i know you guys don't have a lot of real social interaction but the handshake is the main method of establishing hierarchy in the human animal. if you let go first you lose. also, you must remember to smile and maintain eye contact the entire time. if you need to use both hands to win the handshake, do it.

>>1238764
Do not stoop to their level dear chap.

http://www.debretts.com/british-etiquette/british-behaviour/h/handshakes

>>1238764
lawsuit.

>interviewed a guy yesterday
>was sweaty, firm, and long

I broke away rather quickly. Needless to say, with a power move like that he got the job.

>>1239710
kek

>>1238764
I prefer a strong hand-shaker over one of those faggots who closes his grip on your fingers

>>1239764
every now and then I meet one of those faggots and he just squeezes your fingers.

>not giving a very firm two pump handshake while making eye contact and either speaking or smiling

Wow it's almost like none of you went to prep school, this is standard lesson. Not surprised tbhfam