What are some /biz/ approved haircuts? I feel like my buzzcut

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>>1232489
2.5 on sides and back, trim on the top, low fade with a part, use some pomade to slick it to the side exposing the part

you'll look fucking sharp lad

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>>1232489

>>1232549
rick grimes?

>>1232497
Teach me how to do this at home m8.

I always fuck up the back and don't trim the top well enough.

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>>1232489
Helpful Hints:
Never go to a Super Cuts type franchise or a "hair stylist" salon.
Don't let a woman cut your hair.
What you want is an old school barber shop. A place that specializes in men's hair. Pick a photo of a haircut you like and show the barber on your phone. I get pic related every time and it always gets me compliments.
- a former Super Cuts customer who always over tipped for shitty haircuts

Male pattern baldness is always a good look

>>1232571
you cut your hair? why? just go to the barber, take the pic and show him.

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>>1232489

>>1232599
He suffers from severe anxiety or thinks barbers are gay

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>>1232600

>>1232609
business in the front, party in the back

>>1232599
>you cut your hair? why? just go to the barber, take the pic and show him.

Pretty big savings, much more than nearly every other "frugal" thing people save on.

Also I haven't been able to find any good "old school barber shops" as you guys call them, no point throwing my money away at a Great clips or whatever when i can fuck up my own hair for free

>>1232611
Just find a place where a decent barber cuts your hair and owns the place.

>>1232643
I cannot find one.

>>1232611
the 50$ a month is more than worth it for your image

>>1232676
I don't have much of one to uphold, maybe if i was a wealthy businessman.

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>>1232489
get a taper-fade mullet faux hawk

Monitoring thread, even though most are shitposts.

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>>1232575
>Pick a photo of a haircut you like and show the barber on your phone.
>on your phone

Fucking millennials!

Turns out that if you search "Businessman" on the google, the #3 suggested search is "businessman haircut". Check out the images. All of them are pretty much the same look.

>>1232611
>pretty big savings
I literally get a $15 haircut 3 or 4 times a year, and look fucking great.

You should... reevaluate where you're saving money. I hope you aren't one of those people who will clip coupons to save 50 cents on paper towels, and then carry it home in your huge SUV.

>>1232708
I am not.

I have been cutting my own hair for 2 years now.

Really the way I think about it is I'd rather fuck it up myself and look dumb than waste my time + money going to some dumb Filipino barber

>>1232611
Find a gay man. Seriously. I have a slightly flaming black fag named Jean-Paul cut my hair. Its like he was destined from birth to cut hair.

He's worth it too. If you can't afford a $40 cut every 5 or 6 weeks, then you don't actually need a "business" cut.

>>1232496
Unless you're balding, buzzcuts are no longer /biz/ness approved.

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>>1232691
>Millennials
please explain to this 1970s Gen X'er how I'm supposed to show the barber without using my phone? should I unplug my computer monitor and bring that to the barber, instead?

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>>1232756
Fucking millenials I swear...

>>1232713
>Find a gay man

but I want a haircut not to beat some faggot to a pulp, that's for another time.

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>>1232763
I don't get it, is this some fuckin' biz meme?
tbqh-senpai, I just landed here from pol, senpai

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>>1232770
kek

>>1232756
he wants you to use $50 worth of ink to print it out on a piece of paper

just show it on your phone

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>>1232489
Im 19, first year of college and still rocking that middle/high school haircut in >pic related

No wonder Im still a virgin

>>1232844
jesus christ, fix that shit asap

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Peter Bateman's hair is highly approved

>>1232489

get a basic crew cut and kind of push it to the side. Literally doesn't matter past that, just look like a hipster or a sales man if your hair is too fancy.

>>1232709
>I'd rather fuck it up myself and look dumb than waste my time + money going to some dumb Filipino barber
>rather fuck it up myself and look dumb

Fir those of us who socialize with other humans and care about our general appearance, looking "dumb" from a shitty hack job haircut is not an option. You must literally be some autist who live in someones basement and only come out at night if you would rather have fucked up hair than pay $14 and spend 1 hour tops

>>1232910
>You must literally be some autist who live in someones basement and only come out at night if you would rather have fucked up hair than pay $14 and spend 1 hour tops

I just said it's because I can't find a proper barber and all those "great clip"-type places ALWAYS fuck my hair up anyways, so why pay for it when I can do it better or equal quality?

Shave it all off. If you don't have an aesthetic alpha male skull shape nobody will care about what you have to say.

People with funny shaped heads are always laughed at.

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What about curly hair?

What can us unfortunately curly haired guys do?

Know of any example of respectable business-like haircuts for curly hair?

>>1232564
He preferred the nickname Grimey.

>>1232957
Bump for this.

>>1232756
Print or fax

>>1234201
just say you're yiddish there is no hope for you

>>1232847
too much fuss
i keep mine short so i don't have to spend time on it every morning.
time is money.

Is shaving completely bald acceptable? I'm heavily balding (hairline receded halfway up my head but no bald spot at the back).

>>1235025

please shave your head, bald dudes who don't shave their head look so sad. Bald dudes with shaved heads look normal.

>>1234914
Fax is the only way if you think you're a businessman

Etiquette

If you wanna make it as a /biz/nessguy you probably shouldn't look like you work at Starbucks.

>>1232847
>Peter bateman

>>1235034
Some people can pull it off though, like Bruce Willis

>>1232844
30 y/o here

I have never understood this haircut. Is this type of cut a thing or is it just a result of youngins just not cutting their hair from a conservative mom approved haircut. Serious question. Maybe I've just been living under a rock for a long time but every 16-early twenties kid has this goddamn haircut and it is just god awful. Pls no bully.

>>1236268
Dude where the fuck do you live? My town is usually 2-3 years behind on trends and i havent seen this haircut for 5 years

>>1236278
Nyc

>>1232778
not everything is a meme, you can just have a joke without relying on buzzwords tbqhfam

>>1232575
>Don't let a woman cut your hair
you dumb faggot

>>1232575
>falling for the "only go to an """""old school barber shop""""" meme

>>1232912
jesus christ dude are you fucking retarded? don't go to great clips or supercuts. Google salons in your area and go to one with good reviews. look through the books or google haircuts and show them what you want. shouldn't be more than $20 for a mens cut.

>>1236268
It is pretty much the result of not cutting your hair and washing it every day, making it silky smooth and impossible to style properly. It's not long enough to slick it back but its not short enough either to look normal, so you just end up in this limbo where you comb it over your forehead.

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>>1232489
>60 replies
>this hasn't been posted yet

>>1232676
That much? I have an old school barber shop walking distance from my house and it only costs $13, and I usually leave $3 as a tip. I only get a haircut between once every one or two months. But the only men meme is pretty dumb, the guy that works there kind of sucks while the wife who actually owns the store gives top tier haircuts.

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>>1232957
>>1234201
This is a good style

>>1237352
Brother I was about to post the exact same thing
Top kek

>>1232564
Klokov