Why don't more people invest in pumpkins right before Halloween?

>>1227406
I short Christmas trees after every Christmas and buy garbage collecting companies, have literally made over $100k consistently every year just from this.

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>>1227406

>>1227406
I buy the dip every year on cheap vodka right after spring break and sell again right at graduation. This strategy alone has consistently made me $150k year after year.

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>Invest in turkeys
>Google maps every turkey farm in my area
>Chlorine gas attack every turkey farm the night before Thanksgiving dinner
>mfw my turkeys sell at approximately a 400-500% return
>mfw after 3-4 years the farmers usually end up committing suicide so there's even less supply

They say you'll never work a day in your life if you do what you love.

I buy school supplies after school ends and then sell them when school begins. Made 85k last year.

>>1227423
I day trade steel futures before 9/11 and have made literally over $g,eor,geb,ush.didit from it this month

>>1227425
>>mfw after 3-4 years the farmers usually end up committing suicide so there's even less supply

kekked

>>1227406
I buy snow shovel puts in March, then roll the profits in to mosquito repellent calls in June.
All of the profit from this gets poured in to the aforementioned pumpkin futures in September.
Sometimes I buy fake blood calls, too.

>>1227431
'01 was a great year for jet fuel and steel beam derivatives

>>1227564
>jet fuel and steel beam derivatives
For one or the other, yeah.
If tried to do both, you found out it didn't work.

I sell kneepads on /biz/ every day and net me around 90k.

i invest in chocolate futures before valentines and easter, i make a killing

>>1227570
This

How do you even invest in pumpkins?

>>1227406

I invest in lube right before big orgies come to town.

I have consistently made 20 dollars every year by doing this.

>>1227768
http://www.traderplanet.com/articles/view/165240-how-to-trade-pumpkin-futures/

>>1227570
What are the chances! I sell oral/dental insurances on /biz/ every day and make around the same amount, how strange.