I got $100 for my birthday. How do I turn that into 1 mil. I

put the 100 in your pocket and learn how to trade

buy and sell off craigslist

>>1222512
What?

>>1222507
>jizz on it
>stuff into girlfriend's vagina
>wait for her to give birth to infinite moneys

>>1222512
this
if you make 10 bucks an item all you need is 100000 transactions

>>1222599
But there aren't even 100000 people in my city D:

>>1222604
I live in a country with a pop of 300K and yet my city has over 100K what are you a pussy?

You got strong knees?

>>1222609
I guess so. Why?

>buy 24 packs of coke and lemonade
>sell for $1 more than you paid
>sell 1,000,000 cans
if you can sell 100 a day it'll only take you 27 years to become a millionaire assuming you don't spend any money.

>>1222614
for suckin dick

>>1222507
invest in online dick sucking service

>>1222624
>>1222626
I'm not really into the whole Yale thing.

>>1222507
have 10 000 more birthdays

>>1222624

There's a guy going in every thread telling people to suck dicks to make money

ANY THREAD
it's funny but still

>buy canvas
>buy Indian food
>buy laxatives
>bat Indian food and laxatives
>spray furious stream of shit onto canvas
>sell at modern at auction for mirrion dorra

>>1223770

Meant to say "eat" not "bat", I guess you could also swing a bat at some Indian food and have it hitting the canvas too.

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>>1222507

Buy think and grow rich, the millionaire next door, and where are the customers' yachts.

>>1223770
Indian street art like that is valueless

>>1223906
Kek

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>>1222593
agreed my father did this hes rich now

>>1222599
>>1222535
something that's really good on craigslist are weight sets

not cheap walmart ones, but actual barbells and iron plates.

If you check any fitness forum, they always mention going to craigslist to get them, especially 45lbs plates which are in the highest demand.

check the free section or buy rusty ones, coat them with paint again, and sell them

All you have to do is invest it in such a way that you can make an average yearly return of 20%.

After 51 years, you will have 1 million dollars.

It's that simple.

>>1222629
Bateman pls

>>1222507
buy some penny stocks in the .0001-.0009 range and hope it goes up .0001 and sell

look up KNPD

Get 10,000 pennies.
Shove them up your ass.
SPEND THEM.

>>1222507

donate it to donald trump.

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>buy business cards
>your profession is a consultant
>tell nerds you are a dating consultant
>give them a card
>charge them $100 per hour to teach them how to get pussy
>after 7 hours of consultations buy him a good $150 half hour hooker
>he will think your consultations worked and will tell his nerd friends
>repeat

If that doesn't work become some other consultant. Fashion consultant, image consultant, interior design consultant. Your card only says consultant remember? Just get hired, use google, and give you "expert professional opinion" to them and they will be eating out of the palm of their hands.

You my friend, will be eating caviar off a hot 18 year old hooker's ass.