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I fucked up big time /biz/. After leaving the public library

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I fucked up big time /biz/. After leaving the public library today I noticed I forgot the USB stick that contained the trading system I wrote. Upon nearly having a heart attack I went back to check whether I left it at the computer desk I was at before. AND IT WASN'T FUCKING THERE ANYMORE.

I worked over 6 months on this and I fucking got fucked by my forgetful brain in the end. Some fucking faggot is going to enjoy their 200:1 win/loss return.

>tfw I didn’t even fucking encrypt my trading algorithm

FUXCUOHVSDUIHCUIVSDUIHFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1179263
>usb sticks
>2016
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>>1179263
If you can't afford a laptop or an internet connection, why does it matter if you can't trade using your digital Rube Goldberg machine?
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>>1179263

>implying whoever has took your USB will even know what the code is for.
>Unless you wrote "trading algorithm for sweet gainz lmao" as the file name

w
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>>1179263
>He uses public library computers

W H Y?

What the fuck?
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>>1179263
>200:1
nah

>not having a backup

You just meme'd yourself, friend
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>>1179263
>format fat32
>copy 20gb of dildo girls to drive e:
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Thats weird OP. On an unrelated note, I was at the library today and someone left their USB stick. I ran after him to go return it but he was already gone. So I took it home to check what was on it. To my surpise it was a trading algorithm that gauranteed 200:1 gains!!! I was at the library for 5 minutes and now I am going to be rich for no work!

>tfw it wasn't even encrypted

AHAHAKJFHICNNDBMSKFJFNFNFLKKFUCKYEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1179273
Also... 1gb of dildo girls is worth 10 times your whole algorithm, so if you ever recover the drive, you will get the 200:1 win.
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>>1179272
>200:1

Sorry, thats a typo. I was averaging a 20:1 trade win/loss ratio
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>>1179273
>Using fat32 filesystem
>ever
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>>1179285
Still, take the porn and win, shitfaggot.
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>>1179287
ext2 master race?

Go away, or laugh at OP with the rest of us.
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>>1179285

NEETBucksAlgo2016.rar
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kek whatthefuck
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>>1179296
>NEETBucksAlgo2016.rar

>Using proprietary compression instead of 7z/tar master race
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If you wrote it before then you can write it even better the second time.

This is of course assuming it was you who wrote it. And that your story is even true, which it isn't.
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>>1179263
If you are dumb enough to not back up this data on multiple external hard drives you sure as fuck had nothing valuable whatsoever.
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>>1179263
dude, wat

>library computer
>unencrypted USB
what were you even thinking

>20 or 200:1 win/loss return
ok lol

>some fucking faggot
dollars to donuts it's some homeless dude. He's not going to be able to make use of the thing even if he knew what the algo is (which he doesn't, because 1) it doesn't exist and 2) he's homeless for a reason), because there's no way he's got a bank account without a permanent address.

Talk to the librarian about your precious USB stick (which is probably full of loli and child porn; let's be honest, that's the only reason you'd use a library PC with a USB stick instead of your own); odds are she picked it up after you left.
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>>1179332
What I don't get is why didn't he just use his laptop.

Library computers can have malware on them
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>>1179317
Ofcourse I can write it again. Only problem is if someone else uses it and then brags about it, the edge will be lost.

>>1179332
>loli and child porn

Its got some lewd anime pics from Highschool DxD but no way do I fap to that loli shit.

i do have morals you know..
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>>1179340
Why do you need to use a public computer?

Just use your laptop with DM-crypt
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>>1179337
200:1 seems like a decent enough payday to get a laptop, but he front loaded 100 losses, and was getting ready for 20,000 straight wins. Would've been sweet...
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>>1179263

The likelihood that someone using the computer bank at a public library would know what a trading algorithm is, or what to do with it, is pretty fucking low.

Almost as low as the likelihood that a trading algorithm would be written by somebody using the computer bank at a public library.
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>>1179263
Seriously... no backup?
Not a single backup over six months?
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>>1179287
shut up retard
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>>1179892
>He uses an easily corruptible filesystem
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>>1179893
lol so you actually format your usb drives as NTFS?
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>>1179263
Report stolen, request cctv footage.
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>>1179894
>An even worse filesystem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ext4

Lmao
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>200:1
>At the public library

Hearty keke though, so thank you OP
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Just know that who ever took it is using it to store audio books and Porn
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>>1179263
Take your shitty fairy tales to /b/ and leave. Nobody believes that shit.
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>>1179263
Go back to the library.
ask to look through their lost and found.
Find it.
Give thanks that humans are basically good.
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>>1179263

dude if you did something so awesome and were that big of a retard to forget it, just think of the even more awesome thing you'll do next and then you'll have learned your lesson and won't forget it on an usb stick at a bus stop.

that's kind of my mindset, and it helps me deal with regular fuck ups of similar magnitude.
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>>1179263
If you had to do your trading on a public library computer your algorithm wasn't working well enough anyway.
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>>1179263
>no back ups
>for SIX months
>no encryption
>while working in a PUBLIC environment

smelt that bullshit from a gorillion miles away
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>>1179263
anyone who has programmed more than 30 minutes would not have a single one of these problems
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