>biz analyst job opening wants "extremely motivated"

>>1177525
Because "business analyst" has no standard definition and varies from company to company. The one you're looking at probably errs more on the side of data analysis.

For instance, I'm an "operations analyst" and it basically involves me doing shit for people in the company over the phone.

Most "analyst" titles are vague and ill-defined. Just keep searching for ones that are more in your wheelhouse.

you can learn enough sql and vba to land that job in a week or two, I don't have experience with vba, but sql language is really easy and straight forward

learning new things is the best part
Like starting over as an analyst when you're almost 40. Fun

If you truly had a STEM degree you would laugh at somebody offering you to work with SQL/VBA

>>1177576
what do you mean?

>>1177525
It takes like 2 days to learn SQL and VBA if you aren't retarded.

>>1177589
He decided to become an analyst at 40 I'm guessing.

just lie on your resume and if the robot actually picks you from the 1000 other applicants you learn it as much as you can for the interview and learn as you go from there.

thats what literally everyone else does. how else are you supposed to get an entry level job out of college that anticipates that you tucked five years of full time experience under your belt?

SQL is pretty much a requirement in any job that doesn't involve flipping patties.

Get with the times, grandpa