Brokefag here. I have 3k in student loans and 2k in self-employment taxes. The former was due on the 10th, but I have 120 days before that shit goes to a collection agency. The taxes are due in April.
My "job" pays 13.50 an hour but it's incredibly difficult to get 40 hours a week.
My mom and grandparents would be able to help me should I need it, but I really don't want to end up having to ask them for $5k. I was saving up for my self-employment taxes like a good goyim, but ended up blowing through all of it over the past 2 months because I was depressed and reckless.
What is the most diligent and safe way to fabricate this money in ~2 months?
>>1104376
Quit sucking cocks for free at the local glory hole and charge $10
>>1104376
get yourself a real job, fast food if you have to, two jobs if you have to
start hitting up best buy and mac ds
or lube those lips up and get sucking its game time son
>>1104525
>>1104511
I've been applying for real jobs, nothing yet. Guess it's time to hit up McD's. I'm fucked I think, but I suppose it won't be the end of the world.
>>1104376
Jesus Christ, it's just 5k. Just ask your family for the money. Better paying them than the bank. I made 5k in about 2 month delivering pizza for about 8hours a week. It's not that hard.
>>1105026
>I get paid 80 an hour to deliver pizzas
Uhh...
>>1105026
>I was paid $90/hour delivering pizzas
Okay grandpa
>>1105035
>tfw I can't even get a job delivering pizzas due to all the H1B poo-in-loos who will do it for $75 per hr and no benefits.