hey i'm an 18 yr old social retard which makes it hard for

take drugs

>>1100552
Are you pic related?

>>1100556
no, i look nothing like pic except that i do wear specs

Figure out what you can do better than anybody else. Then they will come to you. Many businesses and jobs can be remotely done if you have the right skillset.

>>1100553
what kind of drugs? i was considering alcohol but i don't want to be drunk

>>1100558
at my age? i'm hardworking, punctual etc

>>1100557
>18 y/o
>social retard
>speech impediment
>glasses

Never thought I would find myself on 4chan

Anyways feign an anxiety disorder (unless you actually have one) and see if you can get a low dose Valium prescription

>>1100610
There's nothing ugly about my face and I'm not a fat slob fortunately

>>1100552
OP, you will have to resort to the most efficient solution that has been propelling humanity further for thousands of years - put your personal discomfort aside and get on with it or waste time worrying, only to realise (decades later) that no one gave a shit, because they were too preoccupied worrying about their own stuff.

>>1100570
I find that getting buzzed and taking a few hits makes me super social and friendly when usually im an uncaring awkward duchebag. Now everyone reacts differently and its easy to get too fucked up and make yourself look more retarded in the long run so I cant really recommend this method.

>>1101512
>Shows up high in the job interview

Great idea anon, I'm sure they'll love your work ethic.

>>1100558
>everybody has something they're better at than nearly everyone else.

Yeah right. Plenty of people have zero talent and just suck at everything.