Tell someone who's about to invest $10,000.00 cash in a

more ether

>>1094205
this

Go half metals half BTCs. All other cryptocoins are memes.

>>1094200
>getting investment advice from /biz/

I'll never understand this shit.

Do people ever do well trading VIX?

I always here "invest, invest invest" here but I am not a fucking millionair like everyone here apperently is.

At most I have 1000 bucks to spare, which would even really hurt me if I were to lose it.

So how and why should the small man invest in anything, when its more likley to not pay off than the other way around...and that only after many many years.

>>1094200
Let me fix this
>$10,000 for X ETH

>crypto
>investments

Just call it what it is - speculation & gambling.

>>1094294
I don't see how Eth is not going to succeed.

>>1094287
Save a fraction of your income (save as in don't spend it) every pay-cheque and invest it. Don't think about how little each pay-cheque will earn you after some short time-frame like a year, but think of how much this process will make you after 40 years.

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Stupidest shit I've ever seen.

>>1094309
That's pretty cute. Can I get a source? Is her eye injured or she's doing it for the omgimsokawaii

>>1094200
Don't get eth,I repeat don't get eth op

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>>1094200
>has 10000$
>puts 4500$ into pyramid schemes

lad...

>>1094200
>>$3,500 for 100 WTI

Wait.

Are you buying oil or W&T offshore? If it's oil then your basically a prefect representation of what /biz/ as a democratic group would invest in.

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>>1094200
godspeed

Teva pharmaceuticals... they own plan b and it's valentine's day.

>>1094200
just get a fidelity mutual fund and focus on making more money. honestly it's not enough to even care about.

eth

>>1094296
Nothing is guaranteed.

Let me tell you several ways:
- Mining monopoly and 51% attack (same shit that with BTC)

- Critical bug found

- It turns out its too slow to do any of the promised things.

- Blockchain grows too big to save it anywhere.

>>1094324
None, stupid. It is so she can better aim and longbow shooting.

>>1094334
Well, if you would have put "10k" in Pyramid schemes when BTC was sub 1$, just think how rich that would make you.

>>1094200

>fluctuating memecoin
>oil when there's no sign of an end to oversupply
>precious metals when they're at a multi-year high
>pump-and-dump memecoin after the peak
>lifestyle expenses aren't an investment

All in all, gr8 b8, m8, I r8 it 8 out of 8

>>1094200
>making shit up on a chink cartoon board

how about this OP, how about you take the $125 you have left over for this month and not spend it on weed and shitty steam games and then get back to us?

Or do you want to pretend to have $30k next time as your thinly veiled shitcoin shill thread?

get 2k tops in memecoins, probably 50/50 eth/ripple as you have non zero chance to hit it bitcoin style

currently buy silver over gold, and put more in it than 1,5k - stocks and oil are really iffy for next few monts

Since you guys were mentioning oil, I noticed I have like 4200 sek (500ish USD) in an oil investment fund I basically forgot about. It used to be worth way more. Should I hold on to it? What do you guys predict will happen to it in the next, say, 3-4 years?

>>1094287
get some skills

>>1094813
If you'd put money in every scheme found on the internet then you'd be broke, nigga. Sure, BTC was successful, but that's like saying that "imagine what would have happened if you bet on that winning lottery numbers". Luck isn't investing.

>>1094287
pay for better clothes and a gym membership and get a decent job

>>1094355
because those markets are completely illiquid and going straight down

>>1094961
that's a stupid question
put more into it

>>1094993
Why though? Probably won't put more into it, mainly
invest in tech, just forgot I had the investment from way back.

>>1095007
if there's one thing that's clearly going up - that is government(s) ensured to go up - it's oil

>>1094862
Is gold really not good for the long term.

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>45% of your portfolio is in cryptocurrencies

>>1095562
Seriously though, let us say I buy cryptos as part of investment, what other more classic types of investments should I use for diversification? Mid-cap and large-cap stocks indices and bonds? Vanguard type of investing strategy?

>>1094200
I suggest you put $500 or 5% into PMs. Get rid of the "expenses" put less in crypto, and find a new investment category like a vanguard fund. If you don't have an IRA, make the vanguard fund the IRA.

>>1095562
no pain no gain

>>1096333
>investment

Let's call it what it is: speculation

You're not investing you're gambling.

>>1094287
if it'll hurt you to lose that 'spare' $1000, then it isn't really 'spare'

When will you retards understand this

10K NASDAQ:KTOS

>>1094200
Go 100% stocks if you have balls and your young.

>>1094287
If you aren't willing to take risks then stay the fuck away from investing. You think all those rich fucks got rich by playing it safe and being a pussy over 1000 dollars? Nope. Gotta spend money to make money. You could have thrown all your money blindly into ford and made a profit today like my roommate. He's neet as shit and makes a living on the market. Explain to me how that's not inspirational as shit? Where else could a fat neet take his autismbux and make a living?

Go read a book and change your perspective on things. Autistic fatties are literally managing their money better than you at this point.

Buy the fucking dip you fucking idiots.

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Good job missing the train kek

>>1098478
why