Does anon have any ideas about how to hypothetically invest untaxed

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2016-01-30 07:05:26 Post No. 1068679
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Anonymous 2016-01-30 07:05:26 Post No. 1068679 [Report]

Does anon have any ideas about how to hypothetically invest untaxed income (paper money/bitcoins) so that the IRS can't find out about it?
Preferably something beyond hoarding gold and silver in your hypothetical basement or diverting it through a legit business and paying taxes on it that way.

Anonymous 2016-01-30 07:07:13 Post No.1068684
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Anonymous 2016-01-30 07:07:13 Post No.1068684 [Report]

>>1068679

No ideas. The only ways are

1. Hoard gold, hope the IRS doesn't find out.

2. Launder the money

3. Spend all the money on illegal things for cash

Anonymous 2016-01-30 07:41:38 Post No.1068721
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Anonymous 2016-01-30 07:41:38 Post No.1068721 [Report]

Claim you have a mental disorder and start a charity for yourself. Make all donations anonymous and you have yourself your own untaxable washing machine.

Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:10:40 Post No.1069766
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:10:40 Post No.1069766 [Report]

How much is this hypothetical amount?

Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:29:42 Post No.1069801
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:29:42 Post No.1069801 [Report]

>>1068679
So you want to know how to launder money but without the neccesary business apparatus to launder money?

Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:47:16 Post No.1069827
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:47:16 Post No.1069827 [Report]

Gold is dead an uneficient. It's all about Bitcoin.
Work for Bitcoin so you get paid directly on Bitcoin, keep storing it, create a respectable portfolio (2 figure BTC is respectable).
Start investing a % of this, keep growing your BTC portfolio.
Forget about alts beyond pump and dumping for more BTC.
IRS will never know you own shit, AND you can take millions of dollars worth of BTC in an encrypted USB wallet. Have fun moving millions in Gold.
Notice how in 10 years after goverments get rid of cash, the price of BTC will be unvaluable as the ultimate way to circumbet government cuckoldry.

Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:53:37 Post No.1069842
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:53:37 Post No.1069842 [Report]

>>1069827

>have fun moving millions in gold

It's so hard to buy a briefcase?

Anyways, gold is real, you can hold it, see it, touch it, BTC is a fantasy

Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:59:20 Post No.1069848
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 00:59:20 Post No.1069848 [Report]

>>1069842
I think he meant moving to other countries with millions in gold.

>buy a briefcase
>put gold in it
>go to airport and don't declare anything
>beep beep beep, it's jail time

Anonymous 2016-01-31 01:04:22 Post No.1069854
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Anonymous 2016-01-31 01:04:22 Post No.1069854 [Report]

>>1069827
>Have fun moving millions in Gold.
A million in gold weighs less than 30kg

Are you retarded senpai?

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