How can I become a special intellect agency person or an espionage

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2016-01-28 23:34:43 Post No. 1066185
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Anonymous 2016-01-28 23:34:43 Post No. 1066185 [Report]

How can I become a special intellect agency person or an espionage spy that lives in like miami or something. I have a 2 year degree in criminal justice and a vocational criminal justice diploma for a 2 year course.

Is there a lie detector test? I haven't done anything illegal besides drugs but I've smoked crack, free based molly, snorted pills, done ecstasy, smoking weed and oils on a daily basis, and I drink a lot. I've also sold drugs but I didn't want to. I think I'd be perfect as an agent as I'm athletic, coordinated, smart fast thinking and organized, and I can shoot and drive cars good.

Anonymous 2016-01-29 00:32:08 Post No.1066245
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Anonymous 2016-01-29 00:32:08 Post No.1066245 [Report]

>spy
You have to know languages and be ethnically arabic, or else be particularly inconspicuous. It helps if you know mathematics, particularly those related to cryptography.
>special agent
The agency should have contacted you while you were in college.
If that didn't happen, try sending a resume to the agency.
If the agency doesn't call you back, become a policeman, then become a detective, then send a resume again.

I fail to see how this thread is /biz/ related.

Anonymous 2016-01-29 06:12:22 Post No.1066825
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Anonymous 2016-01-29 06:12:22 Post No.1066825 [Report]

>smart fast thinking and organized
>smart fast thinking
>drive cars good

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Anonymous 2016-01-29 06:42:03 Post No.1066853
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Anonymous 2016-01-29 06:42:03 Post No.1066853 [Report]

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Anonymous 2016-01-30 01:30:17 Post No.1068098
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Anonymous 2016-01-30 01:30:17 Post No.1068098 [Report]

>>1066185
>Yo I just watched burn notice but I also smoke crack can I be a spy?

How can I become a special intellect agency person or an espionage

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