How much money do you faggots even have? Bunch of pseudo-investors

>>1019263
Didn't you steal this from that thread on /b/ about an hour ago?

>sound engineer

lel. Its like the fucker cooking at mcdonalds calling himself a burger engineer. Or the guy who fixes refrigerators calling himself a fridge doctor.

>>1019290
>almost 2016
>being this salty that you dont have this much

>>1019263
I have about $233 in a checking account and around $140 in robin hood.

come at me boss

Nobody here is going to stroke your ego bud.
Go back to /b/ with your "sound engineer" bucks.
lmao.

Pro tip: Go invest your money into something you moron.

this was posted on /b/ about four hours.
the guy said he has 200k in a 401k, and 80k in a high interest savings account.
im a master

>>1019365
and for the record he didnt title the picture: "1451525407329.png". this isnt even the real guy.
this was saved from b l0l

>>1019263
Dude I used to work for a major label as a sound engineer and I quit cuz it was shit money go fuck yourself your full of shit I make way more forex tradeing now

>>1019263
>trying this hard to be noticed/start a successful thread

>>1019365
>high interest savings account
.2%?

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Plz help me, I only need another 50k to start up my own business.

I'm telling you this idea of mine will make us millions, you won't regret it!

>>1019263
>Look at all this money daddy gave me!!!

iHaz is a millionaire.

I'm a cemibillionaire

i have 10k right now but i'm due to recieve 5k each year of university in scholarship bonuses so let's call it 25k for simplicity's sake

this is in GBP btw
so $36863.38

i also have no student loans

>>1019290
In my country, finance guys call themselves "business engineers"

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"Thanks dad"

>>1019263
>Age: Mid 20s
>Net Worth (in 1,000s): Mid 20s
>Andrew Jackson's Face: Mid 20s
>Girlfriend's Age: Mid 20s
>Max Bench Press: Mid 20s
>My IQ: Mid 20s

>>1019896
Did you just pull a Shfifty-Five reference?
Ah, good times in the early internet.

>>1020004
that's the late middle internet youngblood

>>1019263
where do you work? about to graduate w music tech / audio engineering degree and looking for guidance or advice

>inb4 go back for stem or Biz degree

> Be 22
> Be worth 3.5M NOK.
> almost 400K USD (Even with shitty exchange rate).

>>1020373
How can I be a trust fund baby like you?

>>1019290
Dishwasher = underwater ceramic technician.... From Devry

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>>1019263

>>1020538
how can you stomach a $2.5 atm fee?

>>1020485
its pretty simple. what you need is someone that has a strong connection to you. usually the only connections strong enough are family and romantic relationships. if that person you have a connection to has a lot of money it happens by itself and congratulations you have a trust fund. most trust funds are set up by parents for their kids, so if you are not suitable for adoption you may have to go another route to get rich.

I have a net worth of about 52k USD.

Oh well, guess I'm a failure.

>>1019263
I have about $20 in the market and a cool $11 chllin' in the pot.

Probably going to be rich by the end of this year.